Comic profile: Dr. Apocalypto's Surviv-o-rama
A guide for surviving and thriving the end(s) of the world(s)
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A useful* resource for surviving** and thriving during*** the end of life as we know it at the "hands"**** of zombies, aliens, robots, boredom, plague, asteroids, the weather, ninjas, clowns, [redacted by National Security], war, global warming, giant creatures from the deep or vampire enslavement.
*No "actual" usefulness, either real or implied, is guaranteed.
**No "actual" survival, either real or implied, is guaranteed.
***No "actual" thriving, either real or implied, is guaranteed.
****Many forms of apocalyptic doom do not have hands.
*No "actual" usefulness, either real or implied, is guaranteed.
**No "actual" survival, either real or implied, is guaranteed.
***No "actual" thriving, either real or implied, is guaranteed.
****Many forms of apocalyptic doom do not have hands.
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13th May 2013
5th May 2013
5th May 2013
4th May 2013
4th May 2013
In 1671, Captain Morgan sent a small army of pirates to attack a Fort at Chagres on his path to sack Panama City. But that's boring.
Here's what's fun:
A few days into the fruitless siege of Chagres, after repeated attempts by the pirates to set the fort ablaze with no luck, one of the pirates was shot through the chest with an arrow. Though not so lucky for him, it was the beginning of a Fated Moment.
He pulled the arrow out of his chest, wrapped it in cotton, stuffed the arrow into his musket and fired it back into the fort. It sailed over the walls, cotton ignited by the fire from the gun and landed gently in the fort's gun powder storage room. Though that anonymous pirate almost certainly died later of infection in the sweltering Panamanian jungle, that didn't happen before he'd one-shotted a Spanish fort.
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