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Comic profile: Goodbye Kitty
Goodbye Kitty
Arranging meetings between cute cartoon kittens and their makers since 2009
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Comic language: English
Genre: Gag-a-day
Activity status: Active
Archive url: Visit archive
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Last update: 22nd Apr 2012
Number of comics: 690
Number of subscribers: 33
Visitors: 98085 visitors (826403 pages viewed)
Rating: 4.88 (463 votes)

Comic description

Once upon a time there lived an office drone whose boss loved Hello Kitty. A lot. And displayed her love by festooning the workplace with Hello Kitty merchandise. The little soulless button eyes swallowed his soul, and he began to plot, to scheme, to rage. Until it became very clear to him... Kitty deserved to die. Not just once, but daily. And so Goodbye Kitty was born.
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DISCLAIMER 1: Not only is this webcomic not sanctioned by Sanrio, Inc., the creators of Hello Kitty, but I am fairly certain they would weep and gnash their teeth if only they knew. Not to mention dispatching thousands of ninja lawyers to toss razor-edged briefcases at me. And so I wrap myself in the protection of parody precedents and vow never to make a single buck off the copyrighted image and likeness of Hello Kitty. (However, you may have noticed that I reserve the right to throw the *concept* around freely, and where I have marketed the GBK concept, it is NOT so indistinguishable with the Hello Kitty image as to confuse consumers.)
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DISCLAIMER 2: This is the place where unbearably cute cartoon corporate mascots come to die. So if the idea of an imaginary, anthropomorphous kitten with a clear penchant for not living has the potential to offend you, it's time to click away to someplace where my warped thought patterns don't dictate the cruel whims of Fate.

Authors

alparrott
alparrott
I'm the unfortunate recipient of a boss with a Hello Kitty fixation which morphed into an ongoing obsession with arranging meetings between Kitty and her maker daily on weekdays. Hopefully this doesn't weigh my soul too deeply with sin.

Most recent comments left on Goodbye Kitty

alparrott
23rd Apr 2012
alparrott
Not even. Adobe is giving away free beta versions of PS6. http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/photoshopcs6/?PID=4165004
Left on Make Peace
Effigy_Power
23rd Apr 2012
Effigy_Power
The 911 services seem freaked out.

PS: CS6? I am still on CS4... I wonder if that means you won something.
Left on Make Peace
alparrott
22nd Apr 2012
alparrott
Yep, with new internet and Photoshop CS6, things are able to move right along! Thanks for your patience.

Doesn't pay to be a public servant in this particular town, does it?
Left on Make Peace
alparrott
17th Apr 2012
alparrott
@fwitch: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Left on Responsibility
fingerwitch
16th Apr 2012
fingerwitch
This is starting to scare me.
Left on Responsibility