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Comic profile: Freakin' Jesus!
Freakin' Jesus!
"I Should Be Offended by This, but I'm Not"
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Comic language: English
Genre: Real life
Activity status: Active
Archive url: Visit archive
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Last update: 14th Apr 2012
Number of comics: 31
Number of subscribers: 12
Visitors: 2407 visitors (13653 pages viewed)
Rating: 3.09 (47 votes)

Comic description

This comic isn't for kids, but it's appropriate for them. Just a collection of things I doodled over the years. People of all walks of life seem to like 'em. People are weird.

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hrwilliams
hrwilliams
I was born in Minnesota to Wisconsonite parents. They moved me down to Iowa when I was about five and then up to North Dakota when I was nearly 15.

I didn't always know I was Goth, but I almost always was one. I didn't quite "fit," and I was drawn to dark aesthetics. Years of feeling rejected caused me to shut down as far as emotional reception is concerned.

I've been a Christian for almost as long as I've been alive. God sustained me through many lonely years.

After high school, I moved to Minneapolis for two years, where I studied at the Association Free Lutheran Bible School (AFLBS). The other Christians there wouldn't allow me to go unnoticed any longer. With their godly love, they drew me out of my loneliness, and I began to heal.

Through this experience, God taught me to always love the loner. I know what it's like to be one. That doesn't mean I won't tell you honestly what I think -- I don't say things I don't mean, even if I do try to spare people's feelings. Sometimes the most loving thing to do is not the nicest thing to do, and I respect you as a person enough to challenge your ideas on one or two things.

I married my Internet boyfriend in 2010.

I'll never be done studying the Bible. Nothing thrills me more than to talk about God's Word with others.

I've found that I have a compulsive need to feel that I am changing the world for the better.


Most recent comments left on Freakin' Jesus!

Renagrade
14th Apr 2012
Renagrade
HHAHAHAHA!Nice! =D
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hrwilliams
14th Apr 2012
hrwilliams
Arrr, specificity be the enemy of unity!

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hrwilliams
14th Apr 2012
hrwilliams
P.S. - To my Catholic friends: I know you're Christians! That's why the question is funny. I once overheard someone talking about how she didn't know the difference between "the Catholic Bible and the Christian Bible," and I almost choked on my own spit. Smh.
Left on Jesus Witnesses You Witnessin' 2
hrwilliams
14th Apr 2012
hrwilliams
If you don't count Sheol or "the grave," Jesus is the first person in the Bible to even mention hell. (Judaism didn't really focus on the afterlife much until the Roman conquest, or so I'm told.)

"But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell." -Matthew 5:22

"If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."
-Matthew 5:29, 30

"Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell."
-Matthew 10:28

"And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell."
-Matthew 18:9

"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are."
-Matthew 23:15

"You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?"
-Matthew 23:33

"If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out... And if your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than to have two feet and be thrown into hell... And if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell, where ‘the worms that eat them do not die, and the fire is not quenched.'"
-Mark 9:43, 45, 47, 48

"But I will show you whom you should fear: Fear him who, after your body has been killed, has authority to throw you into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him."
--Luke 12:5
Left on Jesus is Intolerable
hrwilliams
12th Apr 2012
hrwilliams
For our non-Christian viewers, this might seem like a better choice compared to the comic right before this one. But it's actually just as much in violation of Jesus' commands.

"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit..." -Jesus, Matthew 28:19

"But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect..." -I Peter 3:15
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