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Comic profile: Schizmatic
Schizmatic
A Webcomic Of Intelligent Weirdness
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Comic language: English
Genre: Gag-a-day
Activity status: Active
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Number of comics: 1047
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Schizmatic is a webcomic based on blueprint schematics applied to actual life. It puts the cosmos under a microscope, and reality under analysis.

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schizmatic
16th Jan 2017
schizmatic
MLK also titled his rough draft "I Have a Theme" until he came up with the Dream theme -- after sleeping on it.
Left on Slurred Speech #6
schizmatic
13th Jan 2017
schizmatic
I technically count getting up from my therapist's couch as a sit-up. My abs should be rock-hard in about half a century.
Left on Self-Helpless
schizmatic
11th Jan 2017
schizmatic
As proud as Barack Obama may be of being a two-term president, I still suspect he sometimes asks himself, "Get paid to get laid...? Why didn't my high school career counselor ever counsel me about THAT??"
Left on Wet Dream Job
schizmatic
9th Jan 2017
schizmatic
The only survivors of the global "ethnic cleansing" were the indigenous tribes of the Amazon rainforest. Roombas notoriously have a hard time with shag.
Left on The Robot Butler Did It
schizmatic
6th Jan 2017
schizmatic
This is why I can only respect an artificial intelligence that's actually smart enough to make fun of me -- as I smash it into a million pieces in mindless primate rage.
Left on Nothing Personal Assistants