"New King of the Hill", 28th Jan 2012, 11:40 AM #1
The last king of the hill was crazy 'cause it required no thought!
Let's play it this way:
The last poster is king of the hill. The next poster has to come up with an elaborate scheme to kick the new person off. Points for originality and awesomeness! Things to keep in mind are the weapons and resources the former king had, so you can describe how you defeat them. Then, to claim the hill, you have to shout out, "I, So and So, am the new king of the hill!" and give out a victory shout or dance or something to celebrate. We'll make it winnable by saying that whoever is king for 24 hours wins, and I'll draw a picture of them in all their badassery.
I shall demonstrate!
The hill is empty! It is a tempting grassy knoll, reaching up to the heavens, with not a soul on it! Tylinn sneaks around the circumference, a bow in hand and some sturdy arrows at her back. It looks like she has seriously been playing too much Skyrim. This is especially noticeable when she sneak rolls up the hill, getting grass stains everywhere, jumps up onto the top, and shouts, "FUS ROH DAH!" Being as there is no one there, she automatically gets it. "Ha!" She shouts at no one. "I, Tylinn, am the new king of the hill!" She does a lame '80's dance before promptly slipping on the grass and falling on her rump.
She's not a very good king...
Let's play it this way:
The last poster is king of the hill. The next poster has to come up with an elaborate scheme to kick the new person off. Points for originality and awesomeness! Things to keep in mind are the weapons and resources the former king had, so you can describe how you defeat them. Then, to claim the hill, you have to shout out, "I, So and So, am the new king of the hill!" and give out a victory shout or dance or something to celebrate. We'll make it winnable by saying that whoever is king for 24 hours wins, and I'll draw a picture of them in all their badassery.
I shall demonstrate!
The hill is empty! It is a tempting grassy knoll, reaching up to the heavens, with not a soul on it! Tylinn sneaks around the circumference, a bow in hand and some sturdy arrows at her back. It looks like she has seriously been playing too much Skyrim. This is especially noticeable when she sneak rolls up the hill, getting grass stains everywhere, jumps up onto the top, and shouts, "FUS ROH DAH!" Being as there is no one there, she automatically gets it. "Ha!" She shouts at no one. "I, Tylinn, am the new king of the hill!" She does a lame '80's dance before promptly slipping on the grass and falling on her rump.
She's not a very good king...







