"Battleship: The Movie [Oh my god it actually escaped devolopment hell]", 6th Feb 2012, 10:45 PM#1
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So yeah, for those of you who haven't heard they actually made that Battleship movie that has been stuck in development hell for the past few years.
Now before you all say things like,"Oh god hollywood has hit a new low!" I want to remind you all of that CLUE movie that came out in 1985.
Here is the trailer for the battleship movie.
So the trailer starts off nice enough with the black keys playing in the background, so it can't be too bad right? Then you see Liam Nelson and you think "This is kinda sad. That guy used to win oscars. Now he is in a Battleship movie." And then the giant alien robots pop out of nowhere.
What the hell.
OK, now you can say hollywood has hit a new low. Because not only do they make dumb action movies with giant robots in them, no no no, they make dumb action movies about board games and then add giant robots in them.
To be honest, I will probably watch it if Liam Nelson says "you sunk my battleship" somewhere in it.
I actually remember seeing this movie advertised in the cinemas. I saw it and part of me died inside. I'm thinking of Hollywood as one single writer somewhere who is like: "I need to come up with an idea, I need to feed my family by making a movie script and getting $$$"
And he's just like, crawling on the floor looking for ideas and occasionally picking up children's toys and going: "A GI JOE MOVIE." and then picking up some aliens and cowboys actionfigures and going: "BRILLIANT, COW BOYS AND ALIENS"
This time he just started going through the games cubboard under the sink, he was going to do Mouse Trap the Movie, but remembered it had already been done