Comic Fury Webcomic Hosting - How Do You Masticate?

Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?

Is there a 'normal' mastication?

Fast, mouth closed :)

Loudly, ravenously and occasionally getting it all over my T-shirt.

Loud and hard enough for the neighbors to hear what a wild animal I am.

I don't.

I just lay there on my back not moving.

Everything just kind of slides down my throat. A hour or so later I am exhausted and my mascara has run all down my face...

Slowly. I savor it. And it's usually with other people, but sometimes by myself.

I also think of Ally Haert during the whole event.

... i think i just masticated. O_o

i eat nothing but vitamin-enriched baby food just like my hero, robocop.

The doctor said it was healthy for me to masticate more. I've been asked to masticate for longer time since it helps me. Sometimes at work I masticate fast but at home I take my own sweet time. On special occasions candles, a movie and music are all involved.

My mother told me if I masticated too much I would grow hair on my fingers.

I go fast then slow, and a bit after I make some noise...then I do it all again :D

I like to masticate with a bacon cheeseburger. Sometimes some stuff leaks out, though, and gets all over my hands, and I have to lick it off.

With many vegetables, herbs and spices.

Sometimes I masticate at family outings, sometimes everyone gets into it and everyone is masticating :U

o_o

it really depends on the situation, but i always make sure to brush all of it off afterwards

good hygiene is important!