"So, what's your big plan, then?" Frosty gritted his teeth at the TV. "You gonna come down here and kill us yourself?"
"Oh no, where's the fun in that? That's incredibly unoriginal. Instead, it's rather simple: I leave you there to rot." Vane said, checking his fingers.
"Huh?" The group murmured to themselves what this meant.
"Look, Capps and Connor are infected, right? Well, I just wait until they turn into zombies, release them, and then they'll kill all of you! I sit back with some popcorn and record the whooole thing. Easy money!"
"You're insane." Gecko muttered.
"An Insane plan for an Insane person! It's brilliant!" Vane laughed manically. "Goodbye, now. It's go time. Time to go. Go where? Down town. KILL SOME CLOWNS."
The TV shut off. The group said nothing, but stared at Connor and Capps.
"Well... shit. I don't exactly see how we're gonna get out of this one, guys." Connor said pessimistically.
"Don't worry, Connor! Something will happen that'll set us free. Aaany moment now. Like that soldier guy! He'll break in and save us any minute now!" Alice said cheerfully.
"Uhh, Alice... we kinda left him for dead." Sera pointed out. "I don't think he's gonna help us even if he IS alive."
Suddenly, metal clanging can be heard on the other end of the door. Then silence, followed by a man screaming out:
A large explosion blew the door off it's hinges, leaving smoke and rubble in its place. A man in camo uniform walked in, and observed the room. He tossed a gunbag onto the floor. "Glad to see I made it here in time, soldiers! Let's arm up, and move the fuck outta here!"
"Oh, fantastic." Frosty said, trying to facepalm, before remembering he was chained to the bed.
"Hey. You sound kinda like the bastard that left me to die over the radio. Any connection?" Bradford questioned suspiciously.
"Oh no! He's his cousin. They sound reaaally similar over a bad connection. Trust me." Fastbro pointed out. The others nodded. Once they were all free, the gunbag was spilled onto the floor, revealing a large assortment of weapons. Bradford bends down and picks up the bazooka.
"This bad boy's for me. Boy, I love explosions."
"We figured. Where the heck are we?" Matt asked, checking his surroundings.
"Military barracks. I traced you guys here from the massive bus Vane was driving around in."
Which weapon do you take?
A) Assault Rifle
B) Sniper Rifle
E) Dual SMGs
Where will you go?
A) The Labs
B) The Cantine
C) The Entrance Hall
D) The Sleeping Quarters
Mr. Capps Actually we apologize for jack shit, we're just telling it how it is
Registration date:1st Aug 2010
thank god i am finally really back in the game. you guys must have missed my charming personality and leadership skills (i know, its so rare to see both in one guy!)
A, the assault rifle can be used up close and far. Sniper rile won't probably be that useful in doors, machetes force you to get up too close, shotguns cause too much splatter, Dual SMGs are just insanely inaccurate cause for one, they are SMGs and secondly cause you are dual wielding them.
Heading to the labs with Alice, hoping a cure will be there. So D
as much as the assault rifle makes sense to choose, not picking the shotgun in a zombie apocalypse feels like heresy, so C. Besides it can be a long range weapon if I have the option of using slugs as well as scatter shot. As for location, we have plenty of people heading to the sleeping quarters and lab, so I'm going to try and cover the Cantina, B. Hope someone will help cover me.
Frosty, Alice, Bradford and Capps slowly pace into the room, guns raised to eyelevel. They hear movement amongst the beds, and spin around a corner to face it. Instead of zombies or anyone in particular, they just find 2 pokemon on a bunk bed: A ninetales and an arcanine.
"Ok, what the hell are you guys doing here?" Frosty snapped angrily. The Ninetales raised its head.
"Oh, nothing. Just making our cameos. We'll be off, now." And they left the room.
"I almost feel like I know those two from somewhere." Bradford shrugs, rolling an arm.
"Bloody references." Alice muttered to herself.
Gecko and Muffinman stroll into the room, feeling hungry. They enter the kitchen and find a dead chef lying on the floor, and a horde of consumables, ranging from snack bars to tinned meals.
"Looks like somebody saw this coming. I wonder what got to him first, though." Gecko said to herself. She took a bite out of a chocolate bar, and started putting some of the items into plastic bags. Muffin walks over the chef to help her, but then he grabs Muffin's leg. The now reanimated chef attempts to bite his leg, but Gecko is alert and throws a can of peas in its face to stun it, before shooting it square in the forehead.
Matt and Fastbro sprint into the room. Fastbro immediately drops his weapon at the sight of the room.
"Oh man, what the fuck...?" He mutters to Matt. On each of the hospital beds, there is either a blood stain or a zombified patient attatched.
"...Vane, you sick bastard..." Matt mutters. They're joined by the rest of the survivors, and a TV monitor flicks on in the corner of the room.
"I never intended for this to happen, you know. None of this. I mean, the offer came out of the blue. £100,000 just for a few samples of my blood... how the f*** could I turn that down? And now... this has happened. Those science b******s caused all of this. And I don't even know why. Shame I'm not being paid to find out, you know."
"Cut the bullshit, Vane." Connor says, pointing at the screen. "You trying to make us guilt trip before we kick your ass?"
"No. I'm not changing anything. I'm just stating exposition because Sprite is too bloody lazy to find anywhere else to put it right now."
"But the records of the transactions are on this clipboard right here!" Alice yells, waving a sheet of paper.
"OK, THAT'S IT. YOU F***ING S***HEADS ARE GOING DOWN." The monitor shuts off, and everyone can hear a low pitched rumbling sound...