"If, and I'm not saying I agree with this plan, we left FastBro behind he wouldn't distract them for very long, he can barely walk as it is. There is no guarantee that he would stop all of the horde either. If we did volunteer somebody, it would be better if that person could get the zombies to chase them somewhere else. We need A. better distraction then him, be it a person or something else."
"Right, we need to get rid of them if we're gonna have any hope of getting out of here alive." Kojiru whispered to the others.
"Maybe we could try setting an alarm off and sneaking around the other end of the car park." Capps responded, peering around at the zombies.
"Y'know... there's a more fun way to it..." Sera said, spinning the hilt of her spare knife on her index finger. She nodded at Fastbro. Frosty took a moment to ponder this decision.
"Hey, Alice..." Fastbro muttered, pained. "If I start to turn, promise me something."
"Sure. What is it?"
"Point me in those bastard's general direction."
"Ok, we'll set the alarm off." Connor said, prepping his weapon to throw at a car. "One-"
"FUCK IT, THREE!" Matt yelled, hurling his spade at the car with a mighty throw. It smashed straight through the side window, setting off a deafening alarm. The zombies frantically began to surround the car, whilst the others crept past unnoticed. They walk into the car park, and decide to choose a car. Gecko nods over to a building.
"Hey, we can modify the vehicle in there, it's a garage."
"Isn't that Chris' workshop?" Muffin man asked himself. Nobody payed any attention to him, because that was the wrong apocalypse he was talking about.
Note: Trying to sacrifice Fastbro was an illegal action. And I completely forgot to mention that, because I didn't think anybody would even try it. You should be ashamed.
Choose your vehicle for the group (Group vote):
A) Bad Sportsman: A sports car with an extra floor on it to enable more survivors to be carried. No attack capabilities.
B) The Pain Train: An armor plated bus with machine gun turrets on the top. Extremely slow, and terrible acceleration. Oh, and pretty much no maneuverability.
C) The Bath-mobile: A group of wheeled baths with engines attached, and SMGs at the back. 2 survivors per vehicle. What were these doing in a car park?
D) Slicycles: Motorbikes with chainsaws added to the side. Chuck Greene would be proud.
I have to agree with Birdemic Matt here. A big clunky vehicle may just become our tomb if we can't outrun or outmaneuver the zombies. Bad sportsman seems like it'd be way too topheavy and flip over at the slightest turn, and the slicycles would be so dangerous to ride and extremely hard to aim. I can't believe I am saying this, but C) Bath-Mobiles please, for their maneuverability and firepower!
Also, not sure why Fastbro wouldn't be able to participate in this vote, unless he's passed out from blood loss/zombism already.