It has come to my attention that some of the furries ate leading a "holy crusade" against us furless. Calling us demeaning names like "SMOOTHSKINS OR PINK ONES OR FRAUDLINGS OR SOMETHING". But I say no more! It is time to take up arms and stop this conspiracy before it destroys us all! It is up to us, the furless, who are proud to be human and need not hide behind animal personas! We must stop the furry menace from taking hold of this website, nigh THE ENTIRE INTERNET! If at all possible, we may be able to recruit the group Anonymous... unless, god forbid, they are controlled by the furries too. But wether or not we prevail, at least we can die knowing that this is all just an April Fools' joke!