Comic Fury Webcomic Hosting - You Are In The Dark.

>You're starting to wonder if isolation is getting to you. To jog your mind a bit, you hit your head with a hammer. CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've now lost 5 health<

>Attempt to eat hammer

>You place the hammer in your mouth and start to nom on it. You're not sure how, but you actually are able to eat the hammer. CONGRATULATIONS!!! You gain 3 health<

>fiddle with the dial on the lock with the dial (because fiddling with the dial on the one without one would just be silly)

>Fiddle with the dial on the lock without the dial (Because fiddling with the lock that has a dial is just silly.)

Examine bottle of water

>You look over the bottle of water, and notice that on the lower part of the label there is a number and a word that looks out of place. It says "75 degrees". You wonder if that may have to do with the locks at all<

>Drink water

>You drink the water. CONGRATULATIONS!!! It heals you, and gives you a permanent 5 point boost to your health!

turn dail on lock 75 degrees clockwise (somehow being able to do this precisely with out a protractor or anything like that!)

>Hit the dial of the lock with a pineapple.

>Sadly, you're out of pineapples. You finally look at the lock to turn it, and notice that it is set up like a thermostat. You turn the dial to 75 degrees, and the first lock clicks open!<

> Bite the lock.

>You bite the already opened lock for no good reason. Nothing happens<

> get ye flask

>Ye have no flask, me matey<

throw flask at a 75 degree angle toward numpad of second lock

>Repeat: Ye have no flask<

use pants on self and check pockets

>You look in your pockets and find a slip of paper. You put it back in your pocket<