Comic Fury Webcomic Hosting - If you were to be a vegetable what would you be?

i don't think anyone has made this thread before so i decided to be the first (✿◠‿◠)
okay, if you were to be a vegetable which vegetable would you be?
as for me i would be black olives because there DELICIOUS! :D

a lemon

wait that's a fruit

a tomat- NO THAT'S A FRUIT TOO

GOSH DARNIT

I'll get back to you on this

e: potato

OMG! Black Olives too! XD I can't get enough of 'em! In salads, on pizzas, on sub sandwiches, in foods you wouldn't normally conceive of putting black olives in (Tacos, chili, soup...don't diss, I make a mean homemade chili!).

I'd be black olives for sure. <3

Not kidding with the sub sandwich thing either. When I go to Subway, about 70% of the sandwich is black olives. >.> As I tell the workers there, if I can see the sandwich...I need more olives.

a potato! because I love potatoes! fried, grilled, baked, salted, you name it. and yeah, sometimes I'm as lazy as a potato! but of course I can also be as lazy as a carrot, or a jicama....do you know what a jicama is? does it even translate?

anyway....I love potatoes and jicama...jicama with lemon and salt and powder chili....hmmm, I'll eat that tomorrow...

even if both are really tubercles.... <.<... >.>

I'd definitely be an onion. I got layers. And I make people cry from my scent.

Wait what.

Carrots. I love carrots. :D
actually baby carrots. Theyre cute. :3

I love olives. But they are technically fruit. >u>;

HNN I love alllllll vegetables.

I'd probably be an artichoke, or asparagus.
They grow above ground in the sun andand they sound kinda like my surname,
and are delicious and interesting looking. O u O

e; Or maybe a radish. I love radishes.
.. it's hard to choose. >:

Maybe some kind of mushroom, 'cause I'm a fun-guy.

I want to be a pea...that is all

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

potatoes are tubers, hth

You might want to watch your sodium intake haha.

I'll be corn.

I'm tall and I got big ears but I'm still trying to find my head.

Egg Plant BAYBAY!!

Lobotomized.

Bad news: corn is actually a grain botanically. In cooking, though, it seems to be a vegetable. Apparently a lot of food can be classified as a vegetable and a fruit/grain/something else depending on how it's used.

Personally, I would go with potato, which is botanically a vegetable. I choose it because it makes french fries and potato chips. :D

A rotten one.

Or an onion.

Or maybe a rotten onion.

I'll be a cucumber
it's not a vegetable but a lot of people think it is so hey why not

KAH-BAH-GEEEEE

Cabbage.

Always.

A vegetable huh..?

I think I would be a pizza, then.