I was chronically sad but then I learned about HATS[tm] and I finally god the relief I needed from sadness, and life became once again liveable.
HATS are not for everyone. Consult your doctor before using HATS. If sadness worsens after using HATS, consult your physician immediately. Some known side effects of HATS include pregnancy and hair loss.
Somehow that page did this magical thing where you see the same word enough that suddenly the word "hats" looks like it is somehow spelled wrong. I am sure that happens to everyone else...I am not weird I swear.