Mr. Capps Actually we apologize for jack shit, we're just telling it how it is
Registration date:1st Aug 2010
A sub full of mutiny. A grass starved horse mounted by a deranged witch hunter. A psychopathic man child Finnish pirate who likes to dress up as a frog. Never before has the Cappsmarine Club has faced such challenges.
We have a long road ahead of us men, but we shall persevere. Or we will all die, expect for me, I will miraculously survive and turn up later on some mysterious island.
Anyway, man the torpedoes. We got a frog to ka-boom.
Still waiting for those corks. ... oh the ship set sail...
...Kill a cannibal for me. Bastard took my leg. Well it wasn't MINE per say, mine are still attached. However I did steal it from a nun fair and square. Well I suppose it wasn't really fair either. I cheated in that poker game. But a nun shouldn't be gambling to begin with. So you know I'm not really in the wrong here.
Anyway, leg, get it back.
Preferably uneaten. Nobody wants to buy digested body-parts.
Rarely anyone wants to buy a leg anyway. The market has been quite poor recently. But that's a tale for another time. For now is the time for pirates. Lots and lots of pirates.