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i personally think the ghosts are figments of Sasquatch's imagination that represent his memories of the lizard people who run the world by astral projecting themselves over the bermuda triangle to send off their aura that makes white magic into black and cures the voodoo zombies.

Aliens...


...Cryptids...


...And all that other silly stuff...



...Is to be discussed here. Feel free to post your own paranormal encounters, theories about Nessie, or why you think its all silly.

What was that sound?


It sounds like a Ghost (thread)

Ruh-roh!

This thread is such an obvious ghost

it's see-through.

Seriously speaking though I once totally moved a tree branch with my psychic powers once I think I am an Indigo Child, guys.

I've actually been dead for the past month. It feels weird.

Here is a cool image


Joe Nickell himself is a pretty cool guy. Unlike most skeptics, he actually does field work investigation. He often pops up in the paranormal shows as the "token skeptic"

yes its true.

I am part of the nephilim bloodline descended from the reptilian annunaki.

I just got a job offer of being a Satanic Super Soldier. It pays 6 figures and all expenses paid traveling whenever I need to get out of the country to assassinate somebody.

guize i need to tell you something





i'm a ghost

take a look outside your window..it's a completely fucked up, weird world, where people go to war and die, and go to the grave. tell me pokemon are not real, or cannot be real, with science engineering. the haters will have a field day with this one but whatever , pikachu is out there and he's my friend and on my sweater.

top thing illuminati members say:
"pokemon aren't real they're just designed by japanese guys for the videogame thats why it takes time for more to come out"
Yeah or they just discover new species of pokemon you fucking hipster.

Either pokemon are real, or I'm just high.

And it can't be the second one because DRUGS ARE BAD MMMMK

Also ghasts aren't real. They're just transparent men in white cloaks who like scaring people.

Excuse me while I go make a call.
*Cue background singers*: "Ghostbusters!"
No, no, I just want to call and order some pizza.

Also, I only think Jay Leno's chin is funny. As in, ridiculously huge funniness.

I remember discussing Nessie with my Mother when I was a kid back in the early 1970s. That's when UFOs, Big Foot, Nessie and all the others were in their prime. God, I miss those days! ^_^

She theorized that Nessie was a sunken Viking Dragon ship, preserved by the exessive Peat moss in the Loch. Currents cause it to resurface occasionally, spurring the imaginative wayfarer to believe they've seen a monster.

Sounds as reasonable as any other theory I've heard. ;)

Yeah, he really does have a big chin. Its actually the place where the Patterson Bigfoot tape was filmed.

*points*

There's bigfoot.


Jesus that wasn't that hard.

Mother of God. Mind=blown.

Several studies into paranormal activity have taken place over the years but the most notable were done at the University of St Christmas. They were using Gloriette 80 machines to try to achieve post-spictrim illumination techniques, but I haven't read any of the follow up reports yet.

I'm looking into a mirror and I'm not sure what I'm seeing anymore, there used to be a young man smiling back..what happened? Was that teenager kidnapped and replaced with an aging guy from yesteryear? Who's responsible for this, Bigfoot, Leno, aliens?!!!! I need some answers.

Churches Chicken puts RFID tags in their meat... for "inventory control". Yeah right! Nanotech means that they can't be destroyed by boiling oil or stomach acid... the Gov is literally tracking your shit. If you're constipated or hang out in the bathroom too much you get put on a secret "restroom masturbators" tracking list and marked as Expendable on the Ark list controlled by Focus on the Family that assigns spaces on the Colony/escape ships leaving Earth spring 2013 before the meterors hit. Get Power! Get Informed!

Every single paranormal phenomenon has a scientific explanation, except people who think Jay Leno is funny. That's a true abomination to nature.

If you take a person who thinks Jay Leno is funny and put a tinfoil hat on his/her head, they will no longer think Jay Leno is funny.

People who think Jay Leno is funny are having their pleasure centers in their brain stimulated by meson beams fired by MiBs in league with the AFSOC, the CIA and a handful of Canadian Animators. That combined with the chem-trails and fluoridated water makes Jay Leno's jokes sound funny.

Just yet another experiment in mind control by the folks who brought you LSD.

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