vaslittlecrow:rokulily:i think the only time i get really proud is when i pull off a successful prank. i only prank those who i deem deserving and the prank always reflects what they deserve
just. as. planned.
OOH! Do you have examples?
hmmm...
girl had one of those noise making guns at a costume party and refused to stop 'shooting' people, so i stole it and hid it causing a surprisingly large manhunt to find it. during which i recovered it and hid it right by where she was sitting before so after all the trouble she had gone through to find it she too could be annoyed at it.
babysitting some kids i asked important questions such as food, bedtime, and such. the parents evaded all my questions and then as they were running out of the house told the kids that there was s'mores. there was no s'mores. heck i had to make s'mores out of sliced bread, mini marshmallows, and chocolate chips since the kids had been told 'there's s'mores'. and while i was at it i fed them, after making sure they had dinner and the s'mores were still baking (that's right, an oven, that's all that was working) i decided that it was time to invoke potential sugar highs. ice cream sodas for everybody. then the s'mores. they were controllable but completely wired so i had them don pjs and we stayed up until the parents came back reading books and playing video games. the best part was i did such a good job on the s'mores that those kids asked for me for an ENTIRE YEAR
stuff like this. also a lot of stuff that i may or may not have done that i don't want to take credit for... for reasons...