Hello chaps and chapesses, if you don't know who sgtbravo is then your life is a sham. He's one of the finest, grumpiest most cynical people in the known universe. Sgtbravo recently ran into financial difficulties and is about to default on his mortgage. Now, as the strangest, most irritating member of CF I've taken it upon myself to gently coax people into donating money to the sgtbravo mortgage rescue appeal. It should only take about $5000 which I think is a reasonable request considering how much selfless dedication he has given to defending our freedoms and manipulating small plastic figurines. So if you have a few extra dollars, be it $5 or $5000 and want to help the sgt. out you can donate via the wonderous paypal to ACLoffice@yahoo.com; all funds will go straight to the sgtbravo mortgage rescue appeal. And if you're still not convinced, the sgt. would take a bullet for you - that's his military training: he actually can't help it.