Comic Fury Webcomic Hosting - Corrupt a Wish

So there was this funny little game my friend and I were playing, and I decided it might be fun here as well.
so, here is where you would corrupt someone's wish and then make one. Corrupting a wish is like (for example) I wish to have a trillion dollars. Corrupting it would be like "You get a trillion dollars in monopoly money" or something like that. No making wishes like "I wish this wish can't be corrupted". I hope this catches on and everyone has fun or something like that

okay, so... I wish for a pet dog

Instead, you get a pet god. (What? Who says all corruptions have to be negative? :P)

I wish for a friend.

Your friend ends up being a guy who chains his friends to cinder blocks and tosses them in the ocean

I wish for a giraffe!

You got a bum friend, who eventually drives you to bankruptcy with his lazy, leeching ways.



Damnit, beaten to the punch.

EDIT:

You get a Giraffe; a wild, somewhat vicious Giraffe. Without any way to control it.

I wish for joy.

In order to fully understand joy, you have to leave everyone and everything you know behind to be in a state of complete and utter joy for the rest of your life


I WISH FOR ALL CAPSLOOOCCCKKKSSSS!!!!!!!!

Congrats, you've been locked up by baseball caps

I wish I had made a better joke

you are buryed under a mountain of the best humor in on the planet.. literally..
all 2.5 metric tons of books *squit*


I wish for more wishes *waits for it*.

all of your wishes get corrupted

I wish for magical firepower!

you only get normal firepower...directed at you. from an orbital nuke cannon.

i wish of a way to concentrate.

You are sent to a concentration camp

I wish I was sexy

You became 9000% sexy! http://youtu.be/560EpNc2rKg?t=2m20s

I wish for a face!

You get a face, and it's so horrific women and men alike scream in terror at your visage, and windows shatter rather then to bear reflecting it.

I wish for everyone's wishes to be incorruptible.

Everyone gains the power to wish for anything, and have it become true--this might sound awesome, but it reshapes reality enough to stress the planet and eventually make it go ka-blooey. :P
(/played too much RPG Shooter: Starwish)


I wish to be happy.

unfortunately for you happiness is so intense it blows up the universe. I wish for ghosts to admire me!

Ghost paparazzi.

I wish I wasn't lonely

*poof* you're in the middle of a zombie horde.

i wish i was the pope.

You meet a cute guy and hit it off really well. Everything's going great. You two become great friends, and eventually more than friends. You eventually ask him to marry you, and he says yes. And you two have a few kids, and they turn out great, and you and him grow old together. And finally, on your 90th birthday, you wake up.

Glubfuck, ninja'd. Okay, you're now the Pope. How's your Latin?

I wish my younger cat didn't hate me.

Granted. Your younger cat suddenly loves you so much it's annoying, never leaving your side. He's also jealous... He just killed the cat across the street.

I think I'll be nice and wish that the next poster will find a wallet with one million dollars in it. ^_^

She. The cat is a girl.

And I guess that means I find a wallet with a million dollars in it. Unfortunately, I'm then arrested for stealing it, and convicted. :(

I wish I would stop losing pens.

You find them in your bum hole

I wish for better art skillz