Comic Fury Webcomic Hosting - My Hill

Who remembers playing King of the Hill when they were younger? Well, Here's the Cyber rendition. The way it works is really simple. I make the first post, Obviously, and the next person to post has to use some means to remove me from the hill in a rather extravagant (or humiliating) fashion and conclude with My hill. There are some simple rules to follow:

1) You can not do something that will keep the next pot from claiming the hill, so therefore the option of creating a time-space anomaly that envelops the hill in an alternate dimension where only you and you alone can get at it is OUT of the question.

2) The hill is mot made of paper, so burning it to ash is not gonna happen. Sorry.

3) The hill can not be destroyed. It is an all powerful entity that exists on the realm of people greater than human entities... Like Kyo.

Finally 4) If you do not state My Hill at the end of your post, You don't get the hill. That simple. so now tat we have all that out of the way,

My Hill

pushes link off the hill

my hill!

Little did Lawelite realize that there was another link present on the hill, who proceeded to leg sweep him and throw him off the side.

My Hill.

Climbing out of the thorn bush you shoved me into, I bombard the hill with Meteor's using Black Materia I stole off Sepheroth in my Final Fantasy days. While you get blasted all the way to Saturn, I climb up and reclaim

My hill

^ I ninja'd crazyguylink, sooo......

My Hill.

I planet dive Orange, causing him to lose balance and fall off the hill....
Man, I should stop playing Golden Sun... >.<

My Hill.

I come up from behind Crazyguylink and snap his neck in two.

Still my hill. I'm still on it and you did not say "My Hill."

I kick OrangeLink in the balls. As he drops to his knees in utter shock and pain, I kick him in the mouth, flattening him on the ground. I then choke him out with my thighs.

I stab LawElite in the eye, he dies out of pure instant shock of what is the loss of probably the most crucial tool of his livelyhood.

Thankfully, Death Is Cheap. Orangelink respawns and shoots the hell out of Greatest Joke with a colt .44 and then uses a shoryuken on Milanor.

My Hill.

DSW hops out of the bush and silently shoots Orange Link with a silenced pistol. Mlanor notices this and DSW uses Lawelite's eyeless body as a shield as he blasts Mlanor in the face.

DSW than rolls down the hill because rolling down hills is fun.

He goes to taco bell and gets a bad stomach ache.

He has to call in sick because of the stomach ache.

@OrangeLink What the hell are you talking about? You didn't die. I choked you out. You got about five turns before you get a chance anyways.

Although reeling in pain, Orangelink was only shot in the leg with the silenced pistol. Silently. So he decides to call it a win.

Still My Hill.

EDIT: Ah, I didn't read your post thoroughly and read it as "chocked Orangelink with his thighs" rather than "chocked him out with his thighs". Sorry about that. I still am winning by default since you and DSW didn't declare the hill, though. =P

You're only supposed to say My Hill.

Eh, whatever, My Hill.

I drop drawers and pinch loaf on said hill.

I, missing part of my clothes but no skin because of Orange, punch him in the face, causing him to fall over and roll down the hill. I do the same with DSW but he lays on the ground, so I kick him down.

My Hill.

Which hill?

Only one of them's claimed.

I didn't just lay on the ground. I went to taco bell.

Calls in tactical air strike and bombards the hill. Standimg atop the smoldering landscape, I reclaim

My hill

pushes link of the hill again with a lol face on

my hill