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slaps potc off

my hill

Your in the future... I claim it in the present.
And you hit a women... >.<

Anyhoo,
MY HILL (IN THE PRESENT)!!!

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OMG YOUR A GIRL O.O

ok those gender things are there for a reason lawelite, you need to try to look sometime!!!

anyway, just so theres no confusion

i search through links castel and i find a strange sealed off room. i tell the gaurds to open it for me and lo and behold i find the delorian.

feeling a distubance of my hill in the past i get in the delorian, drive downn the hill reaching 88 miles per hour and getting hit by plot nessesary lightining from nowhere i end up back in the past which is now th present...

i seem to have landed on a young woman...

well she's dead now and once again this is

my hill!!

Ah, my poor lawelite, How you forget that I stated there being EIGHT guardians I happen to be in favor of. The benevolent watcher of the first gate, time itself, the wise all knowing god mother of the ages, found it deep within her endless love for all things to breathe life once more into my body, healing my deadly wound and reverting me once again to my younger self. AND NOW I'M PISSED!!!

Casting the ancient crest into the ground, I call forth the power of the keeper of the sixth gate. infusing me with the vast power of fire's purest wrath, I go forth to exact my revenge. You fire your weapon in full futility as the bullets melt long before they reach me. you use beam weapons and they too are futile, for the air is far too hot for the particles to remain condensed into an effective state. Launching a tactical nuclear weapon, it detonates long before it can arrive from the the vast reaches that this powerful inferno will permit. You keep edging back, trying feebly to stay out of the heat's wrath. I look at you with my eyes glowing red due to the infinite heat. The stare changes for the briefest of instances and the keepers of wind grant me their swiftness. in the blink of an eye, my hand is on your head and you are enveloped in the flames. instantaneously, you are destroyed on the molecular level. In a flash, the flames disappear and I casually put lotion on this nasty burn and sit upon the diamond that is now

My Hill

I thought we already had a KOTH thread?

God damn it, now im nothing but a ghost...

well nothing else to do but this!

i use my newfound ghostly powers to teleport to the relm of the 8 gaurdians. they all look upon me as if i were an insignificant ant. they were all seated around a small golden table that held a small piece of parchment that was neatly wrapped in a golden lace. i ask the gaurdians if that was the contract link made with them , they all agreed in a loud and booming voice.

perfect.

i go over to the parchment and open it up. i read the terms of the contract with link and see his signiture written in his own blood to make it official.

the eight gaurdian asks me what are my plans. and i tell them

i plan to make you all serve me.

the gaurdians are shocked atthis development!

we would never serve you, responds the 8th gaurdian.

i know, i know, which is why your all going to dissapper.

i erase links signiture and rip the parchment up. the gaurdians were part of links existance and if that bond were to be severed then they would cease to exist, and so would link.

once they all fade from existance i can feel power flowing through me.

going back in time seemed to have rejuvinated some of my star power, but i had to have more.

i brought myself back to life and broguht the nearest star to the earth and sucked on it like a jolly rancher to grain my power. no one can get close to the hill due to the intesne heat of the star and i now reclaim it as

my hill :D

Actually, this is more like a WWE beatdown match than KOTH.

As you know, now that the contract is destroyed by your hands, it is up to the pre-existing holder who the contract shall go to. Unfortunately, you did not expect that the contract had one very simple condition. The contract had to be destroyed by myself when I so saw fit that someone else could use their gifts to the pact I agreed to. The guardians, now enraged at your actions, recreate my pact and come down upon you dragging you into their realm where you will forever get the royal beatdown for the insolence you showed!!!

I then give the hill to POTC

Her Hill

damn, i knew i should have brought my lawyer to decifer that contract, well im not good with legal stuff. im good with fire though >=)

the gaurdians started to try to face me but having regained my star power, i pull out a guitar, a guitar hero guitar. i start rockin out to through the fire and the flames, expert difficulty causing an incalculable amount guitar hero notes covered in black flames to rain down and bombard the gaurdians. they are so overwhelmed that they are reduced to husks of black flame covered ash.

i shoot out of their relm, rip a hole open in space time and come back to my deminsion. i see potc living it up on my hill seeing as how i finished the sun and its not there anymore.
i promptly incerate her in black flames and create a fortress of black flames ( i know ive tried thids before) but this time i create a network of black flames that envelopes the entire land surrounding the hill and summon constantly erupting volcanoes covering everything in magma and the resulting pyroclastic flows cause thunderstorms which surround


my hill!

I slap Law, stunning him and causing everything to get back together.
So I walk up the hill and reclaim it.
My hill.

laughs at potc's ghost muttering nonsense then sits back on my throne to await my true nemesis... Crazyguylink on

my hill :D

I editted it because that was for your last last attack.

copy pasta comin up!

laughs at potc's ghost muttering nonsense then sits back on my throne to await my true nemesis... Crazyguylink on

my hill :D

you gotta figure out a way to come back to life first honey, then figure out how to get past my defenses, thats how my hill works :D

^Ghost slaps law, causing him to lose all power and become normal.^ Now for my body. ^Prosesses my old body, which is on the hill.^ I feel alive...

My Hill.

watches as potc's body bursts into ashes from al the heat caused by the black flames, magma and thunderstormes. i recover from the slap and wipe potc ecotplasmic goo off my face. silly ghosts, you cant hurt people you dont have a physical body.

potc's ghost re rises, obviously mad for me rekilling her and i encase her in black flames.
i thought we knew the rules of black flames here. they burn EVERYTHING i said with an evil smirk on my face. potc's ghost struggled and fought but the black flames overwhelmed her reducing her soul to nothingness...

feeling bad for her i capture a piece of her soul and encase it in a small diamon that i created from the lava. holding it tenderly in my hand i whisper to it, now you can shine forever, like the pure crystal you were meant to be. i create a dimensional pocket and store the crystal there for safe keeping. i reclaim this hill but not before coating myself in a shield of black flames and commemerate this hill in the memory of potc who valiantly gave her life in want of this glorious hill that is

my hill.

Realizing that a new approach is needed, I summon the keeper of the gate of water. I call forth her great powers to bombard your blackened flames with powerful currents that completely submerge you. Again calling the aid of the keepers of wind, they call forth the northern wind, once again entombing you in an icy grave that your wretched flames could not protect you against.

My Hill/Skating rink

Yet you did not realise i was right behind you. I ice skate over and push you off. I laugh as you tumble down into a volcano. Wait a minute two other links are trying to claim-

My Hill?

I fly out of the volcano holding my now roasted rump in pain. Glaring at you evilly, I do the cruelest thing anyone can imagine to torment you for eternity. I tie you to a chair and force 4chan upon you. With no means of escape from your punishment, I reclaim

My Hill

Ha, I laugh at you! Then I say ctrl x. I disapear.

Suddenly you hear a disembodyed voice say ctrl v. I push you back into the volcano and wash my eyes out. At least it was not Justin Bieber. It is now,

My Hill.

Seeing what crazyguylink does to his fellow link in horror, I am determined to bring this MONSTER down. I punch that despot in the face, knock him over, and kick him off the hill.

...or at least I would have done that if I weren't ninja'd. I am horrified at all the link-on-link violence going on. THIS MUST END. And what better way to end violence than with MORE VIOLENCE? I take a shot at spinnerlink with a sniper rifle in the leg, run up, kick him a couple times and deposit him in the same volcano he put Crazyguy in.

It was such a shame. We could have fought crime together, the three of us...

My Hill.

Ctrl v
I will fight crime with you, I can use my power of ctrl, the hill is now Orangelink's and-

My Hill.




Ctrl x is cut
ctrl c is copy
ctrl p is paste
You destoryed me, so i just put another me there.