While some chose to keep to their slumber, a few nobel souls decided that after many suggestions in the past, they were going to finally take this opportunity to lynch Geekgrrl. Of course, she happened to be one of those who chose to nap the day phase a way. Milanor knelt down to awake her from her extensive slumber, but before he could wake her, he was suddenly lifted off his feet and tossed like a sac of potatoes by a not so sleepy Geekgrrl. And a not so human one either.
Now revealing her true self, she howled, “I’m not going down that easily!”
The villagers circled around her, hoping to trap her, but her wings proved to be an advantage when their extended wing span knocked some of the villagers out of the way. As she tried to begin her escape, the villagers still standing began to throw stones at her until one managed to hit her head, knocking her unconscious long enough for them to lynch her.
You guys are jerks. You know that? How dare you leave your fellow comrades to sleep in the town square after you finished voting yesterday? Because when you returned today, you found them still sleeping together around Ol’ Lynchy. Nine people left, and you’d think you’d be more cautious about leaving those behind. Well, for one thing, there was no one missing. Not one. No one who forgot to show up. No one who woke up late. No one missing out of the poor people you left sleeping outside. Which means you got some unbelievable luck.
“Wait,” Paul commented right before voting was about to commence, “What if they’re not really sleeping?”
“Yeah, it is kind of weird for them to be sleeping this long....” Capps added.
Milanor stepped forward,”Alright, let me check their pulse.”
But it appeared to be a false alarm. As they all seemed to just be lazy bums with livable breathing patterns. Well, all of the sleepers except Sarge...