Ryan C.:I'm sticking with Kristy, I know you all say you trust her, but this is a game where not lying would be the most boring thing ever, not to mention a betrayal of your team if you are the mafia.
Lying is certainly a tactic in this game for some people, but not for me, and definitely not now. I tend to avoid conflict when I'm Mafia/Werewolf (or use myself as bait to clear my cohorts). :I I wouldn't be throwing myself out here in defense of myself, completely tarnishing my future reputation, if I wasn't sure of my innocence.
Onecanofsprite:Oh. I'd kill myself out of embaressment, but I'm dead. So I can't. Damn.
I know you're not crazy about role reveals... It's my first time ever doing one, but I felt it was necessary at this point in time. I haven't yet seen how it pans out, but I don't really have a problem with them on the whole because A) nobody really knows you're telling the truth anyway, and B) if people DO believe you, it can help you save some townies. Hoping it works out in my favor, but if not then... it's almost end game anyway.
I need a lawyer, clearly there is a conspiracy against me, perpetrated by the Illuminati, and their pawns! This is clearly the work of the NWO to implant us all with tracking chips!
Don't you see? They are turning us all against each other. Its part of their plan to divide us, the citizen's of Comic Fury. What better way to subtly take over a society than by sowing confusion, discord, and violence among its people; then swoop in when they have weekend themselves with in-fighting to take over? They hope to be seen as our saviors for restoring peace and order, but I know the truth! I know it is all a result of their machinations in the first place.
They have blinded you with this talk of "mafia," but that is just a convenient scape-goat to draw attention aware from the true agents of our destruction. I ask you, what of the identity of this mysterious "mercenary" that is running around? Are we really expected to believe so many killings could have been perpetrated by one person? Not unless they were using magic bullets, and I think we can all agree, that magic just doesn't work that way. No, the only way these killing could have taken place in the way that they did was if there was a team of shooters, operating from a position on that grass covered knoll across the street. My speculation is that is an elite team of commandos funded by the Knights Templar who were inserted into Comic Fury by top secret black helicopters under cover of darkness. Probably flown out of Area 51, where the Illuminati have contracted the government to build an elevator that descends into the hollowed out core of the Earth, so the Lizard People who ultimately pull the strings of the entire organization have a ready access point to launch their invasion of the surface before the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012!
You ask for proof? I'll show you proof! One of these Lizard People walks amongst us! In fact he holds a position of great power amongst our community! Yes, some of you see it now, KYO! He claims to be simply an alligator, but do any of us truly buy that? Since when can a common alligator operate a comic hosting website? Since never! He has been sent as an advanced agent to scout our weaknesses and implement the Lizard Peoples insidious plans! Putting forth the image of a benevolent ruler, while in the background he has been abducting out live stock and vandalizing our corn fields!
Do not allow yourselves to be fooled comrades! Now is the time to stand together, not tear ourselves apart like rabid dogs! Arm yourselves! Fight back against the cancer that seeks to consume us from withing!