Comic Fury Webcomic Hosting - The next post has to rhyme with the last!

(In alternating couplets, like as follows;
Poster #1: This is an example so users take heed!
Poster #2: Create the next couplet that this forum rhyme needs! :D
Poster #3: This is the next couplet in which you make rhyme!
and so on...) You guys seem to know what you're doing

And so this thread has just begun!

EDIT: extra credit if you beat someone to the couplet above!

(this is the part where you reply with the next rhyme, as I may or may not have small, vulnerable ducklings hostage :O )

Egads! I hope this game is fun!

I hope I'm doing it right.

You're doing it wrong so now I'm gonna bite.

I'm happy there's poets around tonight!

I hope those poor ducklings you're threatening will be all right!

I eat cute duckies for breakfast so prepare for a fright!

Starting a new line for our rhyme oh my~

Starting a new rhyme? That's pretty much a crime! >:C

I'm afraid I'm lost in this endeavour.

I see what you did there, and I found it rather clever.

Stop the whining, you sound like Justin Bieber.

I failed just now, but you know what, whatever.

I believe it's time to start another rhyme, so let us continue!

I dunno about you but I'm makin' fondue.

I have my bread ready, will you be dipping it in warm poo?

ok I think that's going a bit far.

I will know ruin you fun, by not rhyming.

Wait, what.

LooeyQ has the strangest taste in poo-fetish which is quite bizarre.

Damn you beat me to it, I oughta kick yer butt.

Edit: now im confused and stuck in a rut

is it just me or is like, nobody's posts rhyming?

no