Noel-Chan!:AJHunter:>to Noel: "Sure... This way... There's, um... a computer... You could probably get on that one site... um... mapquest? um... and find a map home..."
>To AJ: "W-Why yes, um, thank you."
>Follows AJ
ZoeGusta:AJHunter:ZoeGusta:>shamelessly flirts with AJ now that I know he's a total qt with his long hair.
(OOC: D'awwww... Thanks!)
>flirts back, clumsily
>fails to come up with an awesome pickup line
>reads aloud from a terrible yellow website: "Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!"
>Says with creepy smile on face: "If you were a president, you'd be BABE-raham Lincoln."
Oh, crap...
>Unwittingly a playa'
Meed:TO ALL PLAYERS:
The face of God appears out of the clouds, and says:
"Remember. This is supposed to be erotic. Be naughty."
>drinks at least 3 alcoholic beverages
>is still a pretty weak drinker
>is sloshed
>uses new status as unwitting playa'
>invites Zoe and Noel on a picnick: "Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
(OOC: Hah!
That website says that line has had two successes!)
>inquire again about the price of building supplies
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