Yes! He was just a stone man mere moments before, but with this new adornment on his neck he could open his red eyes wide and look to the sky. He would dare to stand tall, dare to walk freely, dare to be the giant blue-skinned hulk he was. For Vanderhuge had discovered...bling!
Generic Cliché Fantasy Story
A gripping tale of one party's exploits, or maybe their good deeds...
...or maybe just drunken rambling and nudity.