After seeing that performance, she had to smile and admit that, yes, she should have gone with the fruit hat instead of the feathers. You win this time, Carmen Miranda...
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Generic Cliché Fantasy Story
A gripping tale of one party's exploits, or maybe their good deeds...
...or maybe just drunken rambling and nudity.
Read it.
Matt was extremely happy. Having learned how to unhinging his jaws to widen his smile considerably, he was certain that joy and wonder was sure to fall right into his lap.
Though he never did figure out why no one invited him to dinner ever again.
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Generic Cliché Fantasy Story
A gripping tale of one party's exploits, or maybe their good deeds...
...or maybe just drunken rambling and nudity.
Read it.
Why did you cut me? I didn't cut you. Because I am a ninja? No I'm not...I just have the flu. Thank you for being understanding...jackass. Now I'm gonna go cry.
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Generic Cliché Fantasy Story
A gripping tale of one party's exploits, or maybe their good deeds...
...or maybe just drunken rambling and nudity.
Read it.
I'm sure those two things are completely unrelated. lol
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Generic Cliché Fantasy Story
A gripping tale of one party's exploits, or maybe their good deeds...
...or maybe just drunken rambling and nudity.
Read it.
Yes! He was just a stone man mere moments before, but with this new adornment on his neck he could open his red eyes wide and look to the sky. He would dare to stand tall, dare to walk freely, dare to be the giant blue-skinned hulk he was. For Vanderhuge had discovered...bling!
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Generic Cliché Fantasy Story
A gripping tale of one party's exploits, or maybe their good deeds...
...or maybe just drunken rambling and nudity.
Read it.
And, as the tentacle demon grew ever closer, the recently awoken Hitsuko was only cognitive enough to realize the approaching danger. However, there was no way for her to get out of the way in time.