I tell stories, that's what I do. I love to tell stories. The more convoluted, the more twisted, the better. If there's lots of surprises and things that make you think, "I wasn't expecting *that*!", all the better still. Most people don't like my stories because they're just too "different". (No, that doesn't mean they're gay! LOL!) They're just... Well, different! If you like them, fine. If you don't, fine. I'm here to tell stories, not win popularity contests. Just read my stories and decide for yourself if you like them or not. It's entertainment and art. That's what matters.