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Copy pasta'd from my fark.com profile:
I'm a cynic and a sarcast, if that's a word.
I'm agnostic and indecisive, and the two are probably related.
I'm in the Air Force, but not the killing one. I pilot a desk. (It still crashes every so often.)
I don't use backspace. Never look back, no regerts!
I'm flighty and twitchy, most likely because my BCC (blood caffeine content) is 0.9001.
I know Korean. Well, I used to. I can tell you how to fire a ICBM with a nuke warhead from a submarine, but i can't tell you how to tie your shoes.
I like music. A lot. Even classical. The first two presets on my car are classical. Two are for modern rock, and the other two are classic rock. I don't like country. Hate it, mattafact.
I'm profane. Odds are something i say is going to get your goat and offendd you. If not, we'd probably make pretty good friends.
I play XBox. I recently changed my GT to ParadigmJones (pronounced para-dime, not para-dig-em, this aint a box of Smacks). I'll play you in anything i own.
I have two catchphrases: "Jesus tits" and "God cock (it)." If you use either of these, you must attribute them to me. Any other deity/private-part pairings shall be consulted with my lawyer.
I also make Youtube videos.
www.youtube.com/user/kagemaru026
I'm a cynic and a sarcast, if that's a word.
I'm agnostic and indecisive, and the two are probably related.
I'm in the Air Force, but not the killing one. I pilot a desk. (It still crashes every so often.)
I don't use backspace. Never look back, no regerts!
I'm flighty and twitchy, most likely because my BCC (blood caffeine content) is 0.9001.
I know Korean. Well, I used to. I can tell you how to fire a ICBM with a nuke warhead from a submarine, but i can't tell you how to tie your shoes.
I like music. A lot. Even classical. The first two presets on my car are classical. Two are for modern rock, and the other two are classic rock. I don't like country. Hate it, mattafact.
I'm profane. Odds are something i say is going to get your goat and offendd you. If not, we'd probably make pretty good friends.
I play XBox. I recently changed my GT to ParadigmJones (pronounced para-dime, not para-dig-em, this aint a box of Smacks). I'll play you in anything i own.
I have two catchphrases: "Jesus tits" and "God cock (it)." If you use either of these, you must attribute them to me. Any other deity/private-part pairings shall be consulted with my lawyer.
I also make Youtube videos.
www.youtube.com/user/kagemaru026
ParadigmJones's comics
JoHN da Toilet Sign Man
Here you'll find the adventures of JoHN, the guy from the Men's Room sign. As if you couldn't tell from the title. This was a comic that i drew while i was still in high school, so if you know how it ends, don't ruin it for anyone else. Only reason I don't upload it all at once is because my handwriting is atrocious, and I have to spruce it up in Photoshop to make it half-decent.
You'll also find the adventures of Rick and Tom, the two parts of my psyche, personified, and forced to share an apartment. It's art imitating life. I draw this short strip whenever i get an idea.
I may also throw in some extra doodles, sketches, or other ramblings I've put on paper over the course of my life time, just to be able to get rid of the composition notebook I've stored them in all these years.
But for the most part, This is for JtTSM.
Last update: 6th Aug 2009
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Here you'll find the adventures of JoHN, the guy from the Men's Room sign. As if you couldn't tell from the title. This was a comic that i drew while i was still in high school, so if you know how it ends, don't ruin it for anyone else. Only reason I don't upload it all at once is because my handwriting is atrocious, and I have to spruce it up in Photoshop to make it half-decent.
You'll also find the adventures of Rick and Tom, the two parts of my psyche, personified, and forced to share an apartment. It's art imitating life. I draw this short strip whenever i get an idea.
I may also throw in some extra doodles, sketches, or other ramblings I've put on paper over the course of my life time, just to be able to get rid of the composition notebook I've stored them in all these years.
But for the most part, This is for JtTSM.
Last update: 6th Aug 2009
[Comic profile]