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Shrek
unabashed sycophant

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Registration date: 10th Jan 2016
Last seen: 22nd Feb 2017, 3:27 AM
Posts: 4348
Comments left: 671
Ratings given: 4.99 / 980
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Location: Trier, Germany. I just gave birth to Karl Marx.
About me
I am literally Shrek. That's right, I'm a lovable ogre with a franchise and four movies dedicated to him specifically. What have you done with your life? Nothing! So get out there and do something!

Kyo:it's comforting that no matter what we talk about, shrek will always be there to go for the easy jokes


Cannon.:You are a cruel ogre.


Shrek:
RealmLord:hmmmm....no Shrek, I'm afraid you have something far worse....

Sequels

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!


flutesalute:but she must know about that family-friendly easily merchandisable wacky green ogre we all know and love


inky:*uninktelligible shreking*


Seabiscuit:is shrekerousness the true OTP?


Bold:Shreeeeeek, my meme.


inky:shrekmate


Rem:*barges into mind* Make a holiday movie, Shrek.


inky:Shrek, you're the real cutie.


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Nama:Shrek's tears taste like week old piss that's been boiled in the sun on a blacktop.


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from the beautiful man known as killersteak

inky:shrek's being a creeper


Seeen:thank you shrek

ur a real hero

no wonder they made four whole movies about you

not counting supplemental shorts


Bold:I trust Monday over a meme.


Mimi:oh no

not the Don-keh


Monday:I feel like we're setting up for Thatguy V. Shrek: Dawn of Civil War of Strudel.


Babble_On:When Shrek is telling you to stop...

...you're gonna end up on the wrong side of history.


DSW:that's a pretty ruthless roast shrek my man.

Shrek's comics
15
A dying empress chooses 15 potential heirs and pits them against one another in a brutal battle of wits and brawn in order to determine who is the most worthy to rule her empire.
Last update: 29th Apr 2016
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Cadence
ca·dence
/ˈkādns/
noun
noun: cadence; plural noun: cadences

2.
Music
a sequence of notes or chords comprising the close of a musical phrase.
"the final cadences of the Prelude"

Last update: 29th May 2016
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Strudelgang
When a pastry that can grant people omnipotence appears, several ambitious people scramble to get it, including a criminal mastermind, a scientist, and an extremely short girl.
Last update: 12th Sep 2016
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Grand Old Party
Some people will do anything to become president.
Last update: 15th Dec 2016
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Anthology!
This is a collection of things drawn by people.
Last update: 3rd Feb 2017
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Blood Relatives
When a man wakes up with only his name and a vague warning from an old man, he goes on a journey through the world to find out who his family really is.
Last update: 29th Nov 2016
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haha oldman jenkins hu r u?
the adventures of a senile poorly drawn old man. croc leg sympathizers get out
Last update: 1st Dec 2016
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ComicFury Character Lounge
Based on the recurring "ComicFury Character Lounge" series, several artists bring their interpretation of these insane events.
Last update: 13th Apr 2016
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Shrek's disciples
Shannon
Queen of Puns

Bewareweegee
This man will find you and stare ar you while you are sleeping. No joke.