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sLightly abOVe avErage
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Keiko Tachibana is an average High school girl.

Scratch that. She's a self proclaimed "Slighty above average" High school girl who has dedicated herself to being only moderately better than the social norm. However one day she gets a visit from someone Way over the top.

An inter dimensional cutie whom goes by the name Llla-Elac Ngtholi Cllegogg, also known as "Laila" to humans. She has come to destroy the sanity, and lives of everyone at Daisuke Ryuzaki high school.

However, poor Keiko seems to be the only one at school whom has noticed this terrifying beast, and to make matters worse, she's staying at her house!!

Will Keiko be driven insane by the ramblings of this terrible alien and her Slightly above average lifestyle tossed to the wind? Or will she succeed in defeating this strange alien menace!?

Find out in this incredibly odd web comic inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft!

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It's time for another horror movie parody!
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She killed one, and She killed Two
Turkey Turkey Gobble Goo

She killed three, and She killed Four
Gobble Gooble Kill some more

Hiding from the rotten smell
The head is dead and you can tell
Rotting souls and carcass shells
Turkey Head drags you to hell

She has faced Eternal Rest
Stuffing, Gravy, Turkey Breast
Rotten eggs laid in a Nest
Turkey Turkey Murder Fest

Though she burns in endless flame
Her dark lover calls her name
Blood is spilled, people maimed
Turkey Lurkey Has no Shame

Hiding from the rotten smell
The head is dead and you can tell
Rotting souls and carcass shells
Turkey Head drags you to hell

Pentagram and devil's debt
Families crying all upset
Bloody clawing from the depths
Turkey Head Eternal Breath

Rising from the hellish fire
Cooking on her endless pyre
Freshly cooked on Satan's skillet
Rises up the Hellbound Giblet

Turkey Tee, And Turkey Too
Eyes of glowing eerie blue
Face is carved, and yours is too
Turkey head will come for you

Hiding from the rotten smell
The head is dead and you can tell
Rotting souls and carcass shells
Turkey Head drags you to hell

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After the Reboot of Turkey Head: Rebasted, the original series got another sequel with Turkey Head part V: Hellbound Giblet. The 5th installment in the Turkey Head original series, this one continues with the Thanksgiving themed violence.

Beginning a few years after the last one, we first see a small montage of the things Turkey Head had done, showing highlights of the first four movies, before it cuts to a young girl drawing a hand turkey. Another kid takes her paper and makes fun of it and she yells at him to stop and her friend, another little girl, pushes the boy and gets the paper back as her teacher berates all of them for fighting. It then shows them outside talking about how the girl gets bullied all the time for drawing turkeys in class. The little girl's friend asks why she's obsessed with Turkeys and she says that she's had dreams of Turkey head since she was little. The little girl's mother shows up to pick her up from school and it's the Bride of Turkey Head disguised as an average milf. She takes the little girl home and the friend gets picked up by her older sister.

The Older sister asks what the girl did that day and the friend tells her that the little girl always sees Turkey Head in her dreams, and so the Older sister explains who Turkey head is, scaring the little girl with the story. She then says that Turkey Head last killed everyone on a cruise ship and then when Turkey head was escaping she got bombed to hell by the explosives that the military had when they showed up and they found her pieces floating around so they knew she was dead. They get home and the Older sister sees that the girl has a bunch of pictures of Turkey Head that were drawn before, and one of the pictures shows a woman swimming away and turkey head being dead in the water. This intrigues the Older Sister who asks why she drew that and her younger sister says it was from one of her friends turkey head dreams.

The Older sister gets some of her friends together and they go scope out the house of the little girl.

The Little girl is home talking to her Mom, who tells her that Thanksgiving is coming up, and that her other mommy would come to visit her on Thanksgiving, which excites her. The little girl says she's been really hungry lately and the mom says it's normal for a growing girl and that she'll have all she can eat this Thanksgiving. The Little girl draws more turkeys and the mom goes into the basement where there's a shrine to Turkey head and there are scraps of flesh, bone and there are parts of a rotting turkey head. The mom clutches a piece of Turkey Head's hair and says that they'll be together soon before she places it on a magic circle on the floor and leaves.

The Older sister and her friends come over and try to look around the house, but run into the little girl. She recognizes her friend's sister and invites them in, even though she's not supposed to. They see that her house is full of Thanksgiving dishes and she says that it's for her mommy coming back soon. They look around the house and it looks really empty and like where someone would hide. They find the basement door is ajar and the older sister takes pictures of the creepy ritual area. The mom gets home and the rest of the friends talk to her and explain why they're there, and they talk loudly enough for the girl to hear them and she sneaks out the basement window and leaves. They leave and catch up with her, and they find out that she took the lock of hair from the circle and took pics of the creepy basement. She says she thinks that maybe the mom is related to Turkey Head somehow but they think she's crazy. She gets home and her friends leave and she realizes she dropped her phone. She quickly goes back alone at night and sneaks back into the basement. She finds the phone and when she goes to leave she gets knocked out by the Bride of Turkey Head and wakes up tied to the table. The Bride tells her that she's exactly what they needed and she makes her eat the hair and bleed on the ritual symbol, and then stuffs her with food. She explains that she made a deal with the Devil to be able to bring Turkey Head back if she provided him with a feast of flesh, and that she will be the sacrifice.

The little girl hangs out with her friend who says that her sister is missing. The little girl talks about how hungry she is lately and they talk more about the situation with her sister missing, and her friends come over looking for her and are told that she's missing so they leave. The friend notices the little girl is missing and she finds her eating a dead bird and tells her she can't do that.

The friends assume something is wrong and say they're going to go back to the house to see if she went back and they're confronted by the mom who says that she hasn't seen her since the previous day. They don't believe her and so they wait until she leaves and then sneak into the house. They look around and find nothing at first, however after they split up, one of the friends is suddenly attacked by a woman with a Turkey on her head who bludgeons them. They put up a fight but eventually their head is smashed like a watermelon. The other friends run and hide in the basement and while they're down there they hear noises. They find the Older sister and she's extremely bloated and looks stuffed to explode. Her mouth is cut open and she has rotten turkey all over her mouth. Her stomach is moving. They try to help her up, but one of the friends is grabbed by the mom in the dark and stabbed several times before having their face crunched by a hammer and falling into the washing machine where they were drowned. The other three escape, leaving Older sister in the basement.

One of the girls runs back to her house and calls the police, who don't believe her, saying Turkey Head was a myth. She freaks out and lays down, but remembers that Turkey Head's child is at Older Sister's house so she goes over there quickly. The police reveal that they actually believed her and an officer, the brother of the one who was killed in the previous movie. Has flash backs to finding his brother's corpse, and so he heads there with several other officers. The Other Girl freaks out and goes to a nearby place with a lot of people and sits at a diner. She sees Turkey Head's reflection in a window and freaks out. She gets up and leaves and sees Turkey Head creeping around several corners before Turkey Head comes out of nowhere and begins stalking the girl. She runs in front of a car, is hit and dies. The Third friend goes to a Library and begins looking up stuff about Turkey Head.

The other girl gets to the home of Older Sister and collects her, but shuns the child of Turkey Head, scared of what she may be. She attacks the little girl, but her friend defends her. She apologizes for it, and as they're leaving the girl gets attacked by an invisible force, and they can see in a mirror that it's Turkey Head. She fights it off and ends up being able to end it by accidentally swinging a cross at it, and then she gets in the car and drives off, almost hitting her remaining friend who just ran from the library. He gets in the car and tells them that he found out there was a survivor of the Turkey Head killings, Turkey Head's Lesbian wife, and that she was pregnant, and had occult capabilities. The little girl starts acting weird and acting possessed, trying to bite everyone.

The police show up at Turkey Head's home and look around. They make it to the basement to find Older Sister has exploded. The police follow the footsteps and see a naked woman standing nearby covered in gore and when they tell her to put her hands up, Bride of Turkey head emerges and stabs one of the officers before the bloody girl reveals that she's turkey head and kills the other cop. Turkey Head and her bride reunite and make out, making love in the blood and guts and then Turkey Head puts on the turkey mask and looks up the stairs. She heads up and has a fight with the last officer and kills him with a rake in the yard.

The teens take the little girl to a church and they ask her if she's had dreams on how to kill Turkey head and she says no. They tie her up and try to do an exorcism which seems to hurt her, and they are suddenly attacked by Turkey Head who appears in a flash of fire. One of the teens fights Turkey head and the other gets attacked by the bride. The little girl also attacks her friend and her friend looks over toward a knife nearby but doesn't want to stab her friend and instead starts trying to read the exorcism. During the fight Turkey Head is able to kill the teen with her electric carver. A priest that was there throws holy water on Turkey Head and Turkey head burns badly before she crucifies the priest with a wishbone. The other teen fights the bride of Turkey Head and kicks her down a flight of stairs where she breaks her leg, and then the teen throws the weapon she had with great force, to strike the radiator behind her which blows her up.

The teen rushes back to find Turkey Head's kid is dead with a stab wound in her chest and the other girl is crying. She goes to help her escape but Turkey Head slams her into a wall. They fight in the church as police cars surround it, and in the end she tricks Turkey head and tackles him into the holy water where he lights on fire and burns her up too. The police come in and rescue the little girl as the camera slowly pans away. They show the little girl being placed into the care of her aunt and uncle, who both work at NASA, and the movie ends.

After the credits. The police state how wild that was, and that there was some crazy occult stuff. They look at the book that was being read from, and he says that it was open to a spell that could be used to switch bodies with someone else, and they say that it's crazy that anyone believes in that sort of shit. The camera then cuts to the little girl who smiles with pointy teeth, and tells the lady there that she's hungry. As the lady walks past the little girl's reflection looks like a Turkey beast of some sort but she shakes it off and walks away. A moment later Turkey Head and the Bride of Turkey head are sitting next to her as ghosts. The bride tells her the cycle will begin anew, and the little girl whispers a rhyme about turkeys before saying happy thanksgiving.

Another schlocky Turkey Head movie, this time pertaining to Turkey Head coming back as a hell creature.... These movies just keep getting more outlandish... Where will the next one take place? Space?

Oh god....
Author Note
Thanks so much for sticking around! I will continue to work on this project till it's complete! It's certainly one of the things I'm the most proud of and it's improved my art by leaps and bounds from working on it! I'm happy you like it so much and I can't wait to one day have it on a shelf too! Thanks for staying here and I hope to see you again in the future!
Hey DarkmasterN,

Being and on and off reader for the last 6 years, I really admire your continuous dedication and efforts to this project.
The story, art, and universe you've made really create a cohesive ensemble that touch a soft spot in my heart. Your serie being really unique, with a lovely sexy-lovecraftian feeling.

Hoping that maybe, one day, I'll be able to put the "Slightly Above Average" integrale onto my shelves.
Meanwhile, I can assure you that I'll never forget this tale. And will be forever happily wondering how many children Laila will give Keiko.

Wish you well,
Hara, Keiko, and Laila are dressed up for Halloween but as usual, Laila decides to be.... Extra.

This is technically a sequel to this. https://www.deviantart.com/darkmastern/art/Happy-Lailaween-409368288

Have a Slightly Above Average Halloween~

Hopefully Slightly Above Average will be off of it's Hiatus in no time~

Until then, how is everyone? It's been so long since I've gotten to hear from any of you guys!
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You could try Comicfury, I know the creator of ennui go relocated there after the fall of Smackjeeves