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6 days ago, 10:25 PM #1
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Yeah, I'm busy painting the house and stuff but I whipped this out rather quickly.
I actually think the every other week schedule might work better. I've often had more ideas for this than time to do them.
Maybe update it on the 1st and the 15th?
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Result in thread: add dracula to your comic
6 days ago, 3:08 AM #2
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Sheesh guys! You wanna see Dracula? I'll show you Dracula!
Yeah, it needs work.

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6 days ago, 2:50 AM #3
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I hope you realize what you've gotten yourself into here!
So, if you're not good at humor then you're probably the best person possible to review my mostly gag-a-day comic.
I hadn't done any artwork at all for about 25 years before I started it so the first few are crap but hopefully it gets better. There are some multi-page stories in there so it's probably better to start with the first one here.
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8 days ago, 6:33 PM #4
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I posted this before in a similar thread, but I guess it still is.

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Result in thread: add dracula to your comic
9 days ago, 2:28 AM #5
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Um, this is a sort of a spoiler, but Vlad Tepes will appear in Universal Heroes. Just say'n.
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10 days ago, 6:04 PM #6
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It's going pretty good for me. Missed seeing your characters around here.

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I know those are DVDs but I think it's funnier trying to look into a VHS.
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10 days ago, 1:01 AM #7
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Welcome back Donny!
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11 days ago, 1:45 AM #8
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I live in a kind of a duplex (separate buildings) and share a driveway. My neighbor came home with her 3 year old. I wanted to talk with mom about keeping the driveway clear tomorrow for some gutter replacements. The kid was throwing a tantrum, screaming at the top of his lungs while mom was trying to unload the car. I went out to talk to mom and explained to the kid that he was acting like a baby, he's not a baby anymore, he's a boy and should act like one, even if he's unhappy. Soon, while mom unloaded the car, we were discussing his cool shoes and pad. Then he said "I like your hair!"
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Result in thread: Milk wars (who will WIN)
13 days ago, 11:01 PM #9
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Tuscan whole milk is the best. If you don't believe me, check out this Amazon review, not written by me, or the hundreds of others.

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,’ said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.’
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!’
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,’ said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!’

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!’
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!’
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.’
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Result in thread: Post your works in progress
19th Sep 2022, 3:40 AM #10
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This is to celebrate the 100th page of my comic.

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19th Sep 2022, 2:38 AM #11
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My daughter and son-in-law came down today to repair the back fence. I'm no good at all with this kind of stuff but they are. I managed to make myself useful and had a nice time working with them. I'm nicely physically tired and working on my comic.
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17th Sep 2022, 3:00 AM #12
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These are all hilarious! Especially what you did with mine!
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16th Sep 2022, 3:53 AM #13
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I'm embarrassed that I can't come with a breast joke. I feel like a boob. Unfortunately there isn't one handy.
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16th Sep 2022, 3:48 AM #14
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Look what you've gotten yourself into! Anyway, you may do mine if you haven't exhausted yourself by then.
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15th Sep 2022, 5:56 PM #15
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Result in thread: In You're Defaced, too!
"In You're Defaced, too!", 14th Sep 2022, 10:35 PM #16
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It's been way over 30 days since we bothered to advertise here so I started a new thread.
Here's a link to the latest.
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13th Sep 2022, 10:27 PM #17
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13th Sep 2022, 2:44 AM #18
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Yep! That's Mister Crabby's attitude exactly!
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8th Sep 2022, 11:18 PM #19
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^ I'm working on a reply to this. This is my devious way to make sure it gets posted in this place.
Ok, here it is. I didn't say it'd be good.

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Yeah, true story. It's amazing how this thing brings back forgotten childhood memories.
Betty reminds me of Supergirl here.
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7th Sep 2022, 3:46 PM #20
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Of course it's normal. Where else do the stories come from?
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