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24th May 2018, 7:37 AM #1
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Lord, I hope you have a swift recovery. That's absolutely terrible.
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24th May 2018, 6:54 AM #2
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Playing card Jacq, some promo stuff. Finished this from the stream! Thank you to everyone who came to watch!
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24th May 2018, 3:43 AM #3
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Streaming some COTCA promo art stuff! https://www.twitch.tv/beepsheepsheep
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23rd May 2018, 8:27 PM #4
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MK_Wizard:If the date went badly, you had no fun and the person treated you like you weren't even a human being, go for a second time. Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe it will be better next time.

Super Oliver:And if it went terrible the Second time, try a third time! As the old saying goes " third times the Picasso " or was it Piccolo? I can never remember. :)


What if big hot sexy isn't quite human themself, and they didn't treat me like a human being because it's not within big hot sexy's social standards to do so?
What if for the second and third dates, they keep taking me to an abandoned mine shaft? What do I do if I want to go to some other place? Like the catacombs or some Shanghai tunnels? What if big hot sexy only seems to take me to dark, spooky places where I can barely see 5 feet in front of me?
Do you think big hot sexy doesn't like to see me so he takes me to a dark place, or big sexy is just shy? :^((
Audacity__:Say to them, no matter what their age: "I like your wrinkles, can I see all of them?"
Invade their personal space A LOT.
Squint at their mouth for a really long time, then halfway through your conversation with them, say "whats on your lip?"

What do I do if their lips are dry and chapped? Do I offer them some lipbalm? It seems like a bad idea to just mention it and not do something about it as well! What if big hot sexy's teeth are unnaturally long and poke out from under their lips whenever they smirk or smile? What if I accidentally make big hot sexy feel self-conscious or uncomfortable about their teeth? I can't pay for a trip to the dentist so early on! How many dates in do you think would be appropriate to talk about our teeth?
And I like some wrinkles! I also like a little age gap. What if big hot sexy is a couple years or couple centuries older than me? Wouldn't that be a bit too judgemental to mention their appearance like that?
swamp:Okay, legit dating advice, an abandoned mine shaft is a great first date. As long as you watch for poison spiders and cave in hazards. There is some cool shit in those.

What if big hot sexy says their family lives down there? What do I do? I don't want to meet big hot sexy's family just yet! It's too early! How do I politely ask big hot sexy to not introduce me to their family?
What if there are spiders, but they're not poisonous? What do I do if the spiders have humanoid hands? How do I express my discomfort to big hot sexy? Do you think he'd think it's hot that I'm uncomfortable?

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Damatris:Maybe you should grab their hands and place those on your boobs for extra effect?


Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, what if big hot sexy has more than two hands? Which ones do I put on my boobs? All of them or just some of them?

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JuicyGrey:One word: Foursome...

Just remember leave your webcam on and automatic upload to Youtube enabled..


But what if big hot sexy and their friends don't show up on film or camera?!
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23rd May 2018, 10:55 AM #5
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Damatris:"Your boobs look heavy, how about I hold them for you?" (*conditions apply)


Sexy times guaranteed.

Vice versa, if I ask big hot sexy if they wants to hold my boobs, does it have the same effect? Is it still hot? -thinking emojis- Or is it instantly icky and bad?
Shouldn't big hot sexy assert their dominance and just grab my tits? And squeeze them?

Is and abandoned mine shaft a good place for a first date? Should I be concerned if big hot sexy wants me to go into skinwalker territory but laughs and said there's nothing to worry about?
What do I do if a shapeshifting native American shaman RUINS my first kiss?!
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23rd May 2018, 4:48 AM #6
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junoro:first you have to approach them with a cup and a piece of paper to make sure you can safely escort them outside


What if I can't find a big enough cup?!

Unless it's a different kind of cup. Can't find one of those that's big enough either, hmmm.

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swamp:Real romance finds you. Dating sites and making the first move is for the desperate. A good relationship just happens, with an instant spark. If you're having to work at it, it's not meant to be.


You're right! Seems like all the best relationships seem to be the result of some creature skittering out of the darkness and grabbing your hand and asking if you'd "like to live deliciously" or something really romantic like that!

MrTorchy:"listen to Incels, they've got the whole dating scene figured out. Also, make sure to quote Alex Jones so you can make sure nobody you date is a deep-state globalist, neo-facist, goblin person."


OK, but what if I REALLY NEED TO FIND OUT IF THEY ARE A NEO-FASCIST GOBLIN OR LIZARD MAN WEARING HUMAN SKIN AND TRYING TO SABOTAGE HUMAN SOCIETY TO ENSLAVE EVERYONE?! ...and what if that's my kink and how do I explain that??

JammyTheBirb:Yes, also axe body spray is a great subsitute for bathing.

Oh, I almost forgot the best advice of all- make a sign saying you're looking for a partner, and stand in a crowded place :D


What if I don't need to worry about bathing?? Like.. what if big hot sexy doesn't bathe?! Should I be worried about big hot sexy's hygiene?
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23rd May 2018, 3:26 AM #7
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Cooke:Kill them


OK but what IF big hot sexy likes this, because big hot sexy is a spider or some other arthropod that commits cannibalism?
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23rd May 2018, 2:59 AM #8
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HEY I JUST GRADUMATED FROM CALARTS, HOPE YOU LIKE MY COOL NEW ICONNNNN
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kootenie:waifu


Ok but what if my waifu/husbando is REALLY HOT and would be a great addition to big hot sexy's life? What do I do if big hot sexy has their own waifu/husbando??
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22nd May 2018, 9:29 PM #10
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loyaldog:Don’t be shy - just slip your ovipositor right on in there and let your thousands of eggs burrow their way in! Confidence is very attractive.


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"Give me your worst dating advice", 22nd May 2018, 8:48 AM #11
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Scenario: lonely 5evr sad wirgin bwud, looking for big hot sexy. Meet big hot sexy, not sure what to do! What do?

Give me your absolutely worst dating advice. The worst. Anything from minor embarrassing to life-wrecking.
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Result in thread: Comics Under Contract
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21st May 2018, 10:39 PM #12
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Kill Tapas.

On one hand, it's a way to get your foot in the door. On the other, it's a way to seriously screw up your career and financially set you back, exhaust you and crush your spirit. But comics aren't easy to begin with, and being expected to meet deadlines is the norm.

One thing that does worry me about a lot of comic contracts (in general, not just Tapas) is censorship or being forced to shoehorn in specific ideas or stances the company might have. Or, as is the case nowadays, being let go for having certain personal ideas (political, religious, etc.) that aren't related to the work to avoid outrage aimed at the company.
When you're under contract like that, you do represent the company. Some companies have non-disclosure contracts where you won't even be able to talk about your experience working for them.

It really depends on what you, the artist/author/production team, want to achieve and what plans you might have. If you're looking for easy fame, that's a good way to go about it, but at the cost of creative freedom and (possible; depends on the company) loss of rights to the IP. Some companies will request you change names, concepts, change the art entirely or rewrite things.

Even then, that's not guaranteed success. If the project isn't doing well, the company can pull the plug and ultimately force you to stop working on it, regardless if you're just intent on finishing the project for fun or for the hell of it. With contracted work, one must take into consideration they may be forced to unceremoniously end things abruptly.
There's a lot of legal mumbo-jumbo that I think a lot of younger, inexperienced artists would look over in this situation, blinded with opportunity. There are lots of pitfalls with contracted work and indie work, and A LOT of people take on big projects ill prepared or unaware of the learning curves involved (myself included, oof). When you've got a company breathing down the back of your neck, it might be worth it, it might not be. Really depends on the person! Depends if you're a masochist and love soul-crushing work. A lot of it is icky and scary.

To anyone considering it: please read the fine print and consider your options. If you can discuss a better outcome for you, try it. God willing and good luck.
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Result in thread: What would YOU do?
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21st May 2018, 2:56 AM #13
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junoro:I honestly cannot believe how many of you guys have the sheer guts to get that close to a mysterious shape on the wall on the chance that it IS a spider, oh my word


Well if it's not a spider, what else could it be? A black smudge on the wall? Gotta clean that. If it's a person or better yet a spooky supernatural being, I'm going to fist fight it for trespassing. If it's a tiny person, they're going in the spider cup. Voyeurs aren't appreciated!

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swamp:(Tarantulas usually don't bug me though. They're big, slower, and not spindly, so I can chill.)


Old world tarantulas aren't like that. New world tarantulas are big/small hairy 8 legged dogs. Old world tarantulas are big, aggressive and much more venomous.
OBTs are spicy and scary but pretty hissy girls.


If it was an OBT on my wall, I'd probably die and then trap it in a cup and wonder how the heck it even survived in my local climate.
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Result in thread: Smack Jeeves and Suicide.
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20th May 2018, 11:46 AM #14
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Well, it IS called SMACK Jeeves, not pet Jeeves or kiss Jeeves. Of course you should expect it.
Ba dum dum ba dum!

Drama sells.
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20th May 2018, 2:52 AM #15
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E: Catch the spider in a plastic cup with pre-punched holes in the lid and keep it as my child or toss it outside into the cruel world.


Experience: have 3 tarantulas and I already do this lol. Caught a nice female hobo spider (eratigena agrestis) a week ago and have had a nice fat female hacklemashed weaver (callobius severus) since October. I find a lot of hacklemashed weavers in my house because I pretty much live on the edge of a major forest.
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19th May 2018, 6:30 AM #16
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I wish as a younger person I hadn't been blinded by the "people will like you because of your personality and intelligence instead of your appearance!" thing. Now I am an ugly and stupid person with little worth to society as a whole.

If only I had a bubble booty and faith in myself and humanity! C'est la vie et je l'aime!
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JohnnyV:Might wanna get your ears checked there friendo.


No, potato is the real victor because it is yummy and doesn't require me to argue over high frequency sounds or audio files.
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The true victor in this fight is potato
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Promo stuff.
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Streaming some COTCA promo art stuff! https://www.twitch.tv/beepsheepsheep
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