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27th Oct 2015, 4:26 PM #21
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27th Oct 2015, 4:30 PM #22
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27th Oct 2015, 5:40 PM #23
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Ya'll gotta learn how to cook

Acquire 4-5 parsnips and a head of cauliflower. Wash and chop them into about 1 cubic inch bits. Get pot and fill halfway with water, set it to boil. Put the bits in cook them until if you plan me with a fork they give way no problem. Drain them, then put them back into pot at low heat. Add a splash of milk, salt, pepper, and paprika. Then mash it with a wooden spoon until its creamy.

Once you got that put it into a ceramic casserole dish and sprinkle breadcrumbs and cheese on top. Put into oven at 350f for 20 minutes, take it out and eat.
27th Oct 2015, 5:41 PM #24
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Kyo, crocodiles don't eat casserole. They eat struggling mammals.
Quit pretending to be a human.
Quit pretending to be something you're not.
Why can't you just be happy with who you are, Kyo?
It's tragic, really.

...
But damn. This sounds good.
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27th Oct 2015, 5:50 PM #25
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I only eat kyo meat for breakfast. I don't need your recipe I'm an independent woman.
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27th Oct 2015, 5:58 PM #26
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rokulily:Ya'll gotta learn how to cook

Acquire 4-5 parsnips and a head of cauliflower. Wash and chop them into about 1 cubic inch bits. Get pot and fill halfway with water, set it to boil. Put the bits in cook them until if you plan me with a fork they give way no problem. Drain them, then put them back into pot at low heat. Add a splash of milk, salt, pepper, and paprika. Then mash it with a wooden spoon until its creamy.

Once you got that put it into a ceramic casserole dish and sprinkle breadcrumbs and cheese on top. Put into oven at 350f for 20 minutes, take it out and eat.


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28th Oct 2015, 3:01 AM #27
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Kyo, earlier on the board:Casserole


It all makes sense now
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28th Oct 2015, 3:23 AM #28
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alright i'm gonna give you the real 411 on these potatoes:

you dice up some potatoes and rinse them off well (i prefer red potatoes, but you can use any kind)
then throw them in a ziplock bag with some olive oil, a goodly amount of salt, pepper, garlic, and onion powder and shake.
shake it up until the oil and seasonings have coated the potatoes and spread them out on a baking sheet
then roughly chop up some fresh rosemary and sprinkle over the potatoes, bake at 425f for 30 minutes, then stir them up and bake for another 30 minutes.

as for me? heh i ate an entire bag of frozen french fries for dinner
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28th Oct 2015, 4:18 AM #29
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28th Oct 2015, 4:19 AM #30
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im offended you assume i can afford those fancy ingredients

what can i make with broccoli, hot sauce, earl grey, and shredded wheat?
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28th Oct 2015, 4:21 AM #31
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28th Oct 2015, 6:10 AM #32
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28th Oct 2015, 6:45 AM #33
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First off - the key to good cooking: fry garlic and onions in marg/butter/oil and stick WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IN THE MICROWAVE!
Seriously - get that aroma going and you can impress anybody.

Next (if you actually want to eat what you cook), boil rice AND put soy sauce in the water. It browns and infuses the rice in one go.

Now that your garlic and onion are sauteed (wow! never spelled THAT before; weird) add in other veggies to taste - carrot slices, broccoli,blah, blah, but don't let them soften.

If you want fried rice, put your soy sauce rice in a pan on low heat for a while (or high heat for a bit) and stir often.

A scrambled egg in the mix is nice, too. Yeah. It is.

Shrimp, pork, chicken, beef - as you like.

So, to recap - rice, soy sauce, veggies (as you like), meat/eggs (as you like), onions and garlic (as you like). Fry the rice if you like fried rice (which is all it is; rice, soy sauce and chicken - chiken flied riiiiice!).

I make excellent veggie and chicken/beef soup as well.
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28th Oct 2015, 1:33 PM #34
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Guys, come off it and just make a goddamn quiche.
Like, now.
With sausage.
And three times as much cheese as you're supposed to.
But don't fuck it up or it'll splatter all over the inside of your oven and you'll feel like a dumdum.
But enough with the casseroles.
We're getting back to the "egg" theme. With QUICHE.

C'mon, Kyo.

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28th Oct 2015, 1:56 PM #35
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keltyzoid!:im offended you assume i can afford those fancy ingredients

what can i make with broccoli, hot sauce, earl grey, and shredded wheat?


Throw the broccoli away and invent sriracha shredded wheat?
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28th Oct 2015, 3:31 PM #36
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What's a "ml"?
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28th Oct 2015, 3:39 PM #37
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It's a mile; you pour the ingredient in a fine line, and when you have a length of the proper number of miles, you get the dustpan and pick it up again.
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28th Oct 2015, 11:29 PM #38
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28th Oct 2015, 11:43 PM #39
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You know the site is doomed when you can't even ask the admin what a measurement of liquid is.
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29th Oct 2015, 7:33 AM #40
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Travis:What's a "ml"?
Clearly a megaliter (or megalitre for you non-Americans), which should be a hundred l.
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