this was a little game we used to play on an old forum i visited. basically, each person wishes for something, and the next person will have to corrupt their wish before wishing for something themself. for example:
Person1: I wish for a million dollars!
Person2: You get your million dollars, but it's all in pennies.
I wish for a girlfriend!
Person3: You have a girlfriend now! She hates all of your friends and is generally unpleasant.
I wish for a submarine!
Person4: You get your submarine, but...
and so on. essentially all of us are shitty genies. i'll start!
you're sexy now! you are so sexy, in fact, that you are deemed the sexiest person on earth. paparazzi constantly badger you, leaving you without any privacy. your potential social life is hindered severely.