Instead of a wish, you get this platypus that I have successfully trained to drive automobile. Also, I recommend you keeping your car keys out of reach of the little guy. Has a bad habit of crashing cars into houses.
Wish granted! You are unable to use it however because cats can’t stop playing with it every time you try to take some off the roll. Even when you put it in a room you know has no cats whatsoever, when you check back in on it, there are cats chasing it & batting it around.
I wish I could hug a pokemon (preferably my aggron) in real life.
Wish granted! Your Aggron is now real, ready for hugs. But it didn't come with their Pokeball, and this has caused some serious problems. As you might already know, your Aggron, by their very nature, is quite territorial, and your friends and family can no longer get in contact with you in fear of being hunted down by what is essentially your loyal sentient bipedal tank-destroyer.
Congratulations! You have an infinite supply of Jumbo-Sized [Insert Favourite Flavour Here]-flavoured pop-tarts. Unfortunately, the pop-tarts are too big to fit in your cannon and the only deliveryman you trust to bring you pop-tarts for your enemy-smiting hates his job and shows his disdain by chucking your pop-tarts into an anthill until they are all covered in ants before you receive them.
I'm starting to get fed up with all my bad luck. I wish that I could get over My Addiction, or get out from under my Pirate Ship.
Wish granted! You can do all those things, but every time you start drawing with your feet, a group of people gather around and silently stare at you. Where did they come from? Don’t know. Why are they here? Maybe they think it’s cool that you can draw with your feet? Maybe they are disgusted by it? Don’t know. But they do. And they aren’t telling. They are staring. Silently. Unblinking. Unmoving.
You now have a new battery in your wall clock, which for some unknown reason is missing a few wires, making the clock utterly useless. Though at least now you won't need to replace the battery again, infact, due to the missing wires, the battery won't be used up at all.
I for some jams! Yam jams, fig jams, date jams... seedless, delicious, exotic jams!