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5th Jun 2016, 2:37 AM #21
Shannon

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A million pageviews! Your comic is so popular that it spawns a bunch of crappy rip-offs.

I wish my puppy would behave.
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5th Jun 2016, 2:37 AM #22
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You get your page views right before a glitch formats the server.
Edit: your puppy turns into a cat and sleeps most of the time.

I wish someone other than me will make the next post.
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5th Jun 2016, 2:37 AM #23
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Wish granted. They are all from your mother.

I wish to have a lightsaber.

e: Wish granted. The next post is never made.

e: Wish granted. Your puppy behaves... all 500 of them.
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5th Jun 2016, 2:42 AM #24
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You get a Lifesaver.

What? You wanted a lightsaber? Sorry, I heard wrong...

Enjoy your candy I guess.

I wish my computer was faster
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5th Jun 2016, 2:43 AM #25
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You're computer is now so fast that it ran away from you.

I wish my waifu was real.
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5th Jun 2016, 3:33 AM #26
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your waifu is real, but she's a living body pillow, trapped in a tormented down-filled existence. WHY, VAN HUSK I, WHY!?

i wish for good health for all my days.
5th Jun 2016, 3:37 AM #27
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You have great health in the days but are on the verge of death every night

I wish to produce more creative projects
5th Jun 2016, 3:39 AM #28
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your creativity is fueled by the collective unconscious - you tap into a universal truth, but only in bits in pieces, and it drives you to madness that few others can appreciate.

you find bits and pieces of truth in music, films, the inflection in one persons words. your romanticism would have been valued and indulged in another time, but not now.

i wish food always tasted delicious.
5th Jun 2016, 3:53 AM #29
Shannon

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Food tastes so good that you can't stop eating, and you eat yourself into a coma.

I wish for ultimate power.
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5th Jun 2016, 3:55 AM #30
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You get it. Everything else is just a letdown now.

I wish to be invincible to all forms of harm.
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5th Jun 2016, 3:55 AM #31
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you get ultimate power, but it manifests as REAL ULTIMATE POWER and you're forced to dress up like a ninja in hand me down black turtlenecks and wield a stupid knock off katana from a neighbor's garage sale in order to utilize your powers. it's pretty sick, though.

you are invincible to all forms of harm, but also other things, like pleasure and hunger pangs. you grow emaciated but never die, and you can't experience the joy of food or sex or inebriation. kind of a downer, bro.

i wish for the perfect song.
5th Jun 2016, 4:05 AM #32
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You get the perfect song, but it ends in a rickroll.

e: wait am i allowed to mention that here. dangit. maybe i'm not. hmmm... okay so you get the perfect song but it is too perfect for your imperfect mind and also ears to understand since it spans more than the human voice and the human experience.

i wish to be cuter. maybe even the cutest.
5th Jun 2016, 4:06 AM #33
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You already are the cutest.

I wish to be the most powerful ogre in all of Swampsia.
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5th Jun 2016, 11:14 AM #34
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There's only one ogre in Swampsia.

I wish these get rich free scams on the internet were real.
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6th Jun 2016, 9:23 AM #35
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Wish granted! Now everybody is rich and don't want to work. Also money has become worthless. World economy is killed off totally. Enjoy your dystopian apocalyptic civization...

I wish for a copy of Leisure Suit Larry 4...
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6th Jun 2016, 10:13 PM #36
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Wish granted. It is stolen right after you buy the last one in stock.

I wish my characters were real
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6th Jun 2016, 10:40 PM #37
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Wish granted, your characters are real living breathing people. You talk to them all the time. They are super real...in your imagination. Everyone sees this as a sign of schitzophrenia and you are eventually sent to be locked away in a psych ward.

I wish I could control the minds of everyone on earth.
6th Jun 2016, 10:45 PM #38
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You are permenantly stuck controlling them. You can't monitor them all 24/7, and humanity's population dwindles greatly.

I wish for a ghost companion.
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6th Jun 2016, 10:56 PM #39
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to have a ghost companion, ghost rules say you must become a ghost. and thus you become a ghost.

honestly that might be more of a plus than a minus though.

i wish for the next person's wish to be uncorruptable.
6th Jun 2016, 11:30 PM #40
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your wish is granted,

but i wish for your wish to be corrupted. the two of us divide by zero and the round resets.

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i wish for the power to tame all animals!
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