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8th Jun 2016, 3:43 PM #61
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you get an umbrella, but have been transported to a world where umbrellas are a universal symbol for a group of anarchist delinquents known as The Rainstoppers. When the surveillance state government discovers that you have one of these, you are arrested and tortured. your blood rains down on the umbrella, and it has a massive stain on it that you can't get out in the washer.

e: dangit dude

you become cryonically frozen and don't get to wake up until the future, when there aren't any cats

i wish brownies were a different colour than brown
8th Jun 2016, 3:46 PM #62
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Wish granted! You find some green brownies and eat them. Unfortunately, they were moldy and you die.

I wish to be a famous author.
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8th Jun 2016, 4:21 PM #63
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You are now Angus McDiarmid, famously bad author.

I wish to become 5% smarter every year indefinitely.
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8th Jun 2016, 4:59 PM #64
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you are 5% smarter every year indefinitely. you become so smart that you discover a way to be functionally immortal. over the centuries your intelligence surpasses the intelligence of any creature, living or dead. the knowledge you have gathered turns you into the most dangerous creature in the universe, and so, using your intelligence, you realize that the only way the universe can continue on safely is if something with your infinite knowledge is no longer in it. you scatter your mind and body into stardust. everything you have learned will be in the soil of the next civilization like ours.

i wish i could 3D print with my hands.
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8th Jun 2016, 5:07 PM #65
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your skin cells are able to shed and reproduce quickly enough that you can essentially use them to 3D print. the problem is that you can't stop them from shedding, so you always have to be printing something

i wish i could just wish away my feelings
8th Jun 2016, 5:17 PM #66
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You've successfully wished away all of your feelings, but now are a cold heartless robot. Without any reason to feel you have no reason to do anything. You basically become a rock :-(

I wish I was strong in the ways of the force.
8th Jun 2016, 5:20 PM #67
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You are very strong with the force. But you are also very clumsy with it too. So you accidentally force choke your friends to death.

I wish to find a girlfriend.
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8th Jun 2016, 5:23 PM #68
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You've found a girlfriend, but it's only an AI. Soon, this AI becomes self-aware and super obssessed with you. It watches you wherever you go and deflects and contact with other female beings. You are trapped.

I wish I could form a coherent thought on the first try.
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8th Jun 2016, 6:18 PM #69
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deerwithgoggles:you are 5% smarter every year indefinitely. you become so smart that you discover a way to be functionally immortal. over the centuries your intelligence surpasses the intelligence of any creature, living or dead. the knowledge you have gathered turns you into the most dangerous creature in the universe, and so, using your intelligence, you realize that the only way the universe can continue on safely is if something with your infinite knowledge is no longer in it. you scatter your mind and body into stardust. everything you have learned will be in the soil of the next civilization like ours.


That sounds like winning to me.

BooImAGhost:I wish I could form a coherent thought on the first try.


You can always form coherent thoughts, but they're always the worst thoughts you've ever had.


I wish I knew the exact position *and* exact moment of this particular electron.
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8th Jun 2016, 7:31 PM #70
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You do, but this particular electron then becomes the President of Earth, kills all other forms of government and wipes every person trying to rebel out, and enslaves everybody else. You are then killed by that particular electron's son.

I wish i could come up with scripts for my webcomics easier.
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8th Jun 2016, 7:35 PM #71
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You're writing AMAZING scripts for your comics, the story is on point and you are getting rave reviews. That is, until people realize that you've simply stolen the script from some AO3 fanfiction and everyone calls you a fraud and you are branded as a copycat.

I wish to be desired by all men.
8th Jun 2016, 7:38 PM #72
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cultofundesirables:I wish to be desired by all men.


Cannibalism becomes trendy and you become renowned as the tastiest of all humans.

I wish to be able to destroy my enemies with only a deliberate thought.
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8th Jun 2016, 7:39 PM #73
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Wish granted. The men all desire you so much that it makes all of the women hate you. Also, they're constantly stalking you, knocking on your door, looking through your window, and leaking your nudes.

Aw, fuck.

You are able to destroy your enemies. Unfortunately, every time you kill someone, you lose a part of yourself. You eventually kill so much that you become nothingness.

I wish that one extra lentil will magically appear in a sack of lentils somewhere on earth right now.
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8th Jun 2016, 7:50 PM #74
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One more lentil appears in a bag that was hanging over a homeless man's head, and it bursts, suffocating him in lentils.

I wish I could meet Donald Trump.
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8th Jun 2016, 7:56 PM #75
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Wish granted! But it's only a cardboard cutout of Mr. Trump.
What a tragedy.
At least grab a photo!

I wish I was a Cool Kid™.
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8th Jun 2016, 7:56 PM #76
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You meet Donald trump and you find out that not only is he a clincal narcissist but also a serial rapist. He tries to rape you, and no one believes you because he just became keiser i mean President of the United States with several gestapo i mean secret service men that keep your information from getting out.


RARGGH. Fail.

Um, you are a cool kid. In fact in that song "I wish I could be like the cool kids" they do a remix where they insert your username in the song. Then everyone hates that song because its so popular. And then youre not cool anymore.


I don't understand marketing at all. I wish I knew how to advertise my webcomic effectively and everyone knew about. They could hate it. At least theyd know about it.
8th Jun 2016, 9:33 PM #77
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You get tons of recognition for marketing to beliebers. They love you to the point of stalking and won't leave you alone even if you treat them like dirt.

I wish DC would actually make good movies.
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8th Jun 2016, 9:55 PM #78
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Wish granted. Due to the lack of specifics, Washington DC becomes the movie capitol, with government relocating to Hollywood.

I wish to have pointy teeth.
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8th Jun 2016, 10:00 PM #79
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Wish granted. However, you accidentally bite your tongue, and because your teeth are so sharp, the tongue gets bitten clean off.

AAAAH FUCK

You can now shapeshift, but you can only do it once and you're permanently stuck as whatever you shapeshift into.

I wish my comic had one more subscriber.
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8th Jun 2016, 11:10 PM #80
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DudeDude:I wish my comic had one more subscriber.


Actual Hitler has now subscribed to your comic. You will never find professional work again now that your work is associated with Nazis.


I wish my wishes were incorruptible.
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