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8th Jun 2016, 11:15 PM #81
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They used to be incorruptible but now they are not. Wait no. I've already used the being picky about using the word "were" thing

Uh... wish granted. But everyone else's wishes become even more prone to be corrupted. So you're bad. That's bad.

Or... the definition of the word "incorruptible" is changed to mean corruptible.

I wish to not be indecisive
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9th Jun 2016, 2:02 AM #82
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inky:I wish to not be indecisive


You now make the worst possible decision, every single time. Deciding where to go for lunch? How about the Taco Bell that's one more health inspection away from being shut down? Figuring out a new color scheme? How about hot pink and puke green? What font to write your resume in? Comic Sans MS remains the best font ever made.

I wish for everyone to speak fluent Esperanto.
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9th Jun 2016, 2:18 AM #83
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ni ĉiuj parolos flua esperanto, sed ni povas nur entajpas rompita esperanto.

ankaŭ mi ne povas paroli angle helpo

mi volegas povi paroli angle
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9th Jun 2016, 2:20 AM #84
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Everyone speaks Esperanto, but now that everyone can understand each other at any time, the entire planet goes to war with itself because humans are big jerks and it's impossible to get along when you can talk to everyone.

E: whoops, too late.

You can speak English now (I think that's what your wish was?) but now everyone else speaks Esperanto but you.


I wish for a sandwich.
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9th Jun 2016, 2:34 AM #85
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Monday:I wish for a sandwich.


You get a toast sandwich - a slice of buttered toast between two slices of bread. Yes, that's a real thing.

I wish humans were immune to cancer.
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9th Jun 2016, 2:43 AM #86
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Humans are immune to cancer. But because its a gene thing, people who already have cancer die because their genes get messed up and AAGGHHHHH CATASTROPHY

I wish that this wish of having the most popular webcomic ever is impossible to have any bad things coming with it.
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9th Jun 2016, 7:39 AM #87
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Nothing bad happens with your wish, but your wish is not granted.


I wish I could stop procrastinating and STUDY, darn it!
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9th Jun 2016, 3:13 PM #88
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You study hard, but you can't stop! Studying was just so fun, and you couldn't believe you took it for granted before. While on your studying spree, you miss whatever you were studying for. Not that it matters, because studying is just so fun.
Studying is your new form of procrastination.

I wish I could draw OCs in a consistent style.
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9th Jun 2016, 3:27 PM #89
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Wish granted! You draw OCs very consistent. In fact, SO consistent to their original depiction that you can't draw them in any other pose or expression.

At least they all look exactly the same.

I wish that I would've been able to draw my comic during the summer.
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9th Jun 2016, 5:46 PM #90
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Your wish was granted and you got so much work done over the summer! And then a giant squirrel jumped through your window and ate your laptop/ sketchbook/ drawings because she thought that they were radioactive acorns because that's what giant squirrels feed off of.

I wish I knew what people were looking for in a story so I could have a smash hit everytime
9th Jun 2016, 6:02 PM #91
too frail for slapping, wants it anyway
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Your wish was granted and now every story you create has pulled not only record sales and cherished fandoms each time, but offers from all types of marketing are coming in frequently!
Unfortunately, the price of fame has caused a stir among other famous artists/writers in the genre, resulting in extreme envy, and they are more than ready to send assassins to your doorstep.

I wish I had a stand that can go "Ora Ora Ora"
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9th Jun 2016, 6:41 PM #92
"potential"
You get one, but it goes "Ora Ora Ora" so loud that you explode.

I wish my webcomic was longer.
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9th Jun 2016, 8:17 PM #93
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Your comic gets so long that the amount of numbers it takes to show how many pages it is breaks ComicFury.

I wish squirrels wouldn't eat my iPad.
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9th Jun 2016, 8:28 PM #94
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You end up accidentally eating your iPad instead.

I wish I was a cactus.
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10th Jun 2016, 2:14 AM #95
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You become a cactus. You're happy at first, but you soon realize that with your bodily humanity your mental humanity is going with it. You find it harder and harder to remember your past life and how to keep a train of thought until your consciousness fades away completely. The moral is to be yourself and love who you are and blah blah blah.

I wish there were no more bugs in my house.
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10th Jun 2016, 2:20 AM #96
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All bugs are removed. Now that the government can no longer spy on you from within, you decide to make the most of it and become an international criminal. You make loads of money off of other people's misfortune and also blow stuff up and almost start a genocide.

I wish to have a little sister
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10th Jun 2016, 2:23 AM #97
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You somehow end up getting a little sister! :D Unfortunately, she is so little that you accidentally step on her.

I wish that I have a sister that is exactly 2 years younger than me.
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10th Jun 2016, 2:25 PM #98
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You are now 1.75 years old, for all eternity. Your sister is just barely a fetus, also for all eternity.

I wish for nothing.
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10th Jun 2016, 2:33 PM #99
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Nothing is what you wanted, and nothing is what you get. A vast dimension of blank eternity, cold and desolate. Keeping you alive forever to sit and wait and think but not see or hear your own thoughts and heart beat. Just rotting im ln the nether.

I wish I could update faster already
10th Jun 2016, 11:29 PM #100
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BooImAGhost:You study hard, but you can't stop! Studying was just so fun, and you couldn't believe you took it for granted before. While on your studying spree, you miss whatever you were studying for. Not that it matters, because studying is just so fun.
Studying is your new form of procrastination.

I wish I could draw OCs in a consistent style.


That would actually be quite nice...


@ cultofundesirables

You update at the speed of light. No one can catch up on your comic, and there are a couple billion unread pages now...
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