Half life three is released! BUT THE CONTENT IS CUT INTO 6 DLCS WORTH $40 EACH!!!
I wish for a new set of headphones
Here we are, you are there and I am here, and if I were to be there and you to be here I promise you we could have a most awkward conversation together.
Oh also hey here's a poll that didn't work because I can't put polls as my location
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Wish granted. Your previous wish for the ████ to █████ the public ██, causing ██████, the ████ of ComicFury to initiate the ███████ Protocol leading to the end of Western Civilisation never happened. Time is reset to before when the actual magic genie person came into this thread and started granting these wishes. And umm... I guess the downside is that the genie isn't coming back and everyone else's pretty okay wishes have also been nullified.
You can win any bet, but nobody decides to abet you in this, and all betting is banned and people don't gamble anymore so actually maybe this isn't that bad. But also people never take risks anymore so progress stops forever
I wish I had been quicker at writing that last response. And also for a new doorknob
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deerwithgoggles:you did not wish for your previous wish. you wish for something. you get something, and the something is a giant anvil that lands on your head, that is also filled with wasp nests.
i wish i could win any bet.
someone online makes an indie game called "any bet" for some reason. it's a glitchy platformer that no one likes but you become so addicted to it that you win it over and over again constantly. eventually you die of sleep deprivation.
you write the response so quickly that your fingers fall off and you can't even open the door with your new doorknob
i wish that donald trump does not become president
You get your x-ray vision, but you cannot turn it off, as such whenever you look at a house you see people in the shower, which then proceed to come beat you up. (Don't even think about asking how they know you saw them)
I wish i didn't forget to wish a wish that would be the wish that the person below me would have to corrupt because when i wish a wish someone has to corrupt the wish and make it negative and make you wish you didn't wish the wish you used to wish because the theme of this forum game is "corrupt a wish", so as such you have to be corrupting a wish because you have to corrupt a wish and then wish a wish that will get corrupted because the point of this thread is corrupting wished wishes.
Your website ends up looking so professional that it starts wearing sunglasses and then proceeds to kill every single person on earth except you using its awesomeness. Unfortunately you are saved by Pinkie Pie and imprisoned. You then attempt to escape the prison, but you end up in a weird suit. You then faint on a control panel. You are then pulled in the air and this is what happens to you next. (Warning: Very NSFW due to all the blood)