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11th Jun 2016, 3:20 AM #101
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I wish for a wish to corrupt
11th Jun 2016, 3:59 AM #102
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Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, the wish sucks.

I wish to be a sponge.
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11th Jun 2016, 4:52 AM #103
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Granted! But, apparently, the life of a sponge isn't that exciting. Who knew?

I wish I could think of creative responses and wishes.
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11th Jun 2016, 7:53 AM #104
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You can, but what help does it do?

I wish I could fly.
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11th Jun 2016, 8:56 AM #105
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Wish granted! You become carrion fly...

I wish for a hot dog...
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11th Jun 2016, 1:34 PM #106
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Wish granted! Click here for a picture of the hot dog you will eat.

I wish Half-Life 3 was released (i think i already know how this is going to get corrupted)
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11th Jun 2016, 1:42 PM #107
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Half life three is released! BUT THE CONTENT IS CUT INTO 6 DLCS WORTH $40 EACH!!!

I wish for a new set of headphones
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11th Jun 2016, 4:29 PM #108
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You get a million set of headphones that play at 1,000,000 dB, killing you immediately

And if you don't use the headphones, you must pay $200,000 to evil aliens every day.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING MY HALF-LIFE 3 COST $240.

I wish i could think of wishes easier.
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11th Jun 2016, 5:38 PM #109
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You do. Unfortunately, they're all terrible.

(idgaf if i have to pay 200,000 a day 1,000,000 dB would literally destroy the universe)

I wish to know what hot dogs are made of.
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11th Jun 2016, 5:48 PM #110
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Wish granted. You now know what hot dogs are made of. You wish you didn't.

I wish teleporters would exist.
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11th Jun 2016, 5:52 PM #111
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Wish already granted

I wish that I did not wish for my previous wish.
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11th Jun 2016, 6:08 PM #112
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you did not wish for your previous wish. you wish for something. you get something, and the something is a giant anvil that lands on your head, that is also filled with wasp nests.

i wish i could win any bet.
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11th Jun 2016, 6:12 PM #113
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Wish granted. Your previous wish for the ████ to █████ the public ██, causing ██████, the ████ of ComicFury to initiate the ███████ Protocol leading to the end of Western Civilisation never happened. Time is reset to before when the actual magic genie person came into this thread and started granting these wishes. And umm... I guess the downside is that the genie isn't coming back and everyone else's pretty okay wishes have also been nullified.


You can win any bet, but nobody decides to abet you in this, and all betting is banned and people don't gamble anymore so actually maybe this isn't that bad. But also people never take risks anymore so progress stops forever

I wish I had been quicker at writing that last response. And also for a new doorknob
11th Jun 2016, 6:14 PM #114
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deerwithgoggles:you did not wish for your previous wish. you wish for something. you get something, and the something is a giant anvil that lands on your head, that is also filled with wasp nests.

i wish i could win any bet.


someone online makes an indie game called "any bet" for some reason. it's a glitchy platformer that no one likes but you become so addicted to it that you win it over and over again constantly. eventually you die of sleep deprivation.

you write the response so quickly that your fingers fall off and you can't even open the door with your new doorknob

i wish that donald trump does not become president
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11th Jun 2016, 6:18 PM #115
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Wish granted. Donald Trump becomes the Supreme Dictator of the Universe. You are enslaved for betrayal.

I wish that to have x-ray vision.
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11th Jun 2016, 7:03 PM #116
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You get your x-ray vision, but you cannot turn it off, as such whenever you look at a house you see people in the shower, which then proceed to come beat you up. (Don't even think about asking how they know you saw them)

I wish i didn't forget to wish a wish that would be the wish that the person below me would have to corrupt because when i wish a wish someone has to corrupt the wish and make it negative and make you wish you didn't wish the wish you used to wish because the theme of this forum game is "corrupt a wish", so as such you have to be corrupting a wish because you have to corrupt a wish and then wish a wish that will get corrupted because the point of this thread is corrupting wished wishes.
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11th Jun 2016, 7:43 PM #117
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You didnt forget. Instead you foamed at the mouth from all of that fluff you wrote from avoiding this corrupted wish. Lol

I wish my website looked more professional!
11th Jun 2016, 8:31 PM #118
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Your website ends up looking so professional that it starts wearing sunglasses and then proceeds to kill every single person on earth except you using its awesomeness. Unfortunately you are saved by Pinkie Pie and imprisoned. You then attempt to escape the prison, but you end up in a weird suit. You then faint on a control panel. You are then pulled in the air and this is what happens to you next. (Warning: Very NSFW due to all the blood)

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted.
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11th Jun 2016, 9:45 PM #119
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Wish granted. You (ERROR).

I wish I was an actually decent person.
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11th Jun 2016, 10:02 PM #120
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You're a decent person deep down, but circumstances conspire to make everyone think that you're terrible. You're thrown in jail for nearly a book of things you've been accused of

I wish there was a cool person from CF that I could hang out with nearby
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