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"how to meat and date", 8th Jan 2017, 4:32 PM #1
killersteak
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how even is this done?

where is person be met?

how do am i talk to person?

*rolls around on floor*
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8th Jan 2017, 4:35 PM #2
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date a butcher if you want guaranteed meat
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8th Jan 2017, 4:44 PM #3
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where do i meet butcher?
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8th Jan 2017, 4:45 PM #4
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Try taking some butchery classes at your local adult education annex
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8th Jan 2017, 4:51 PM #5
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the thing is, you meet people all the time.

you do meet people, don't you? if not: go do something where you meet people, add them on fb/skype/wapp/etc and talk to them and do stuff with them. then you just have to shut down completely because of anxieties and shit and you're done!
8th Jan 2017, 4:52 PM #6
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they dont run any classes until february.

help me stan lee

i drew a cameo of you

help me date
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8th Jan 2017, 4:53 PM #7
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The grocery store.

Meat in the meat section, dates in the produce section.
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8th Jan 2017, 4:54 PM #8
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Use grindr. Its bad for dates but lots of meats
8th Jan 2017, 4:55 PM #9
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taikina:

you do meet people, don't you?


:I

*points to topic*

...

*crosses out 'meat' and replaces it with 'meet' and points to topic*
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8th Jan 2017, 4:58 PM #10
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Still my response stands tho
You did it to yourself plus you have steak in your name dont try to divert my mind from the meat.

Ugh fine.
Say "hello", and "you're cute" and then set up a date to meet in public so you dont get kidnapped. Don't ever meet in a public restroom of a dance club or anything that would be indecent.
8th Jan 2017, 5:01 PM #11
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how do i know if someone's cute?
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8th Jan 2017, 5:03 PM #12
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There's a potential joke about jerking off before a date here, but I can't quite word it.
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8th Jan 2017, 5:04 PM #13
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killersteak:how do i know if someone's cute?


You ask for a nood selfie.

Actuals, if you have the whore app "kik" or "snackchap" you can make sure they take a nood with the actual camera of the device to make sure you ain't getting punk'd.

Merged Doublepost :
Carefuls, they might ask for one back. Make sure you get it waxed
--or get a haircut that day or get a new shirt or somethin, whatever you do to fool people into being attracted to you.
8th Jan 2017, 5:11 PM #14
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C.S. Jones:There's a potential joke about jerking off before a date here, but I can't quite word it.


dont worry, ive seen 'theres something about mary.'

Actuals, if you have the whore app "kik" or "snackchap" you can make sure they take a nood with the actual camera of the device to make sure you ain't getting punk'd.



hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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8th Jan 2017, 7:30 PM #15
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cultofundesirables:Use grindr. Its bad for dates but lots of meats


im crying
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8th Jan 2017, 9:16 PM #16
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killersteak::I

*points to topic*

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*crosses out 'meat' and replaces it with 'meet' and points to topic*

YOU NEED TO uhhhhhh go to the things. look up things you can go to and go to them!!!
12th Jan 2017, 5:06 AM #17
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Well I can scratch off the local library as a place to meet anyone. Nobody there but old people and parents with loud kids.
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12th Jan 2017, 5:27 AM #18
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did you try behind the library, by the dumpster? you'd be surprised
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12th Jan 2017, 7:25 AM #19
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Go to your library and find out when the D&D group meets. Bam. Instant nerd friends. Sure, you're a nerd, but at least you have companionship!

Alternatively: Hang out in a coffee shop and start seeing who the regulars are, and eventually you'll make acquaintances with the employees and the other people who are there every day. You can meet some cool people pretty much anywhere, even at bus stops sometimes, if you're both complaining about the weather.
12th Jan 2017, 7:40 AM #20
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Host an enormous mountaintop rave....that's how we did it in the 90's.




BYO meat tray. (nothing will surpass cult's meat line anyway)
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