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"Very punny", 26th May 2017, 5:04 PM #1
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-A man stabbed a breadstick into a loaf of bread. The bread was in pain.

-What fruit drink is best for emergencies? Lemon-aid.

Anyone else have puns?
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26th May 2017, 5:14 PM #2
yesterday, you said junoro
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What's an old man's favourite candy?
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26th May 2017, 5:22 PM #3
😽😺Death is upon us😻😸
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I don't want to force a pun. If I think of one I'll let it happun.
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26th May 2017, 6:19 PM #4
And who could forget dear future knight
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Punning is an art, and it can unleash a lot of rage if you don't thread the needle properly. A well-done pun is fun, but one that misses its mark really goes into the gutter. Do it right, and make a splash of color as opposed to tipping the scales to a drab, hit-or-miss, black-and-white reaction. Fluid motion and creativity is a must, so you don't end up in the pits.
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26th May 2017, 7:50 PM #5
Boiling water
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Why is everyone against me and my hate for puns?

They will never be mist grapely.
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From the pun thread, I got a new nickname. PunnySideUpSmile. Yay.
Vegetables? Puns -_-
26th May 2017, 7:56 PM #6
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This thread is punderful.
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26th May 2017, 8:06 PM #7
Boiling water
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This is grapely vexing and annoying

So cheesy and grate I dislike it
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Vegetables? Puns -_-
26th May 2017, 8:22 PM #8
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Don't have sour grapes now, Sunny. You have to give the puns some time to Shine.
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26th May 2017, 8:23 PM #9
Boiling water
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NO MY NAME IS A PUN

That's very ironic...but still punny

As long as I don't change my username to PunnySideUpSmile
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Vegetables? Puns -_-
26th May 2017, 9:11 PM #10
And who could forget dear future knight
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SunnySideUpSmile:PunnySideUpSmile


new nickname found
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26th May 2017, 9:20 PM #11
Boiling water
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Oh boy.
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From the pun thread, I got a new nickname. PunnySideUpSmile. Yay.
Vegetables? Puns -_-
27th May 2017, 2:02 AM #12
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Q:What did the dinner guests say when they refused to eat some fugu?

A:"It's poisson"


Q: What is a parasite's favorite colouring book?

A: Of lice and pen


Q: What's the newspaper headline for when four guys with four arms and four weapons each pull off a heist?

A: "Four armed men rob bank"
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28th May 2017, 2:33 PM #13
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Ok so for something just a little off track, when I got a Tyrantrum in Pokémon X, (for those who don't know what I'm taking about, click here to see one.(Or for people who don't want to, think of a rocky t-Rex with a royalty/king themed appearance.)) I named it Olkingcoal. The thing it evolves from was revived from a fossil. This is the most punny name I've ever given one of my Pokémon.
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8th Feb 2019, 9:03 PM #14
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A good pun is like seeing someone get hit in the face with a cake, instead of a pie.

Funny. With layers.
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8th Feb 2019, 9:32 PM #15
What a guy!
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I have no idea what a pun is.
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8th Feb 2019, 9:41 PM #16
Blimpmaster
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My doctor referred me to audiology. But so far I haven't heard anything.

Have you tried pig entrails? They're offal.

Is that cake stollen?
No, I bought it.
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8th Feb 2019, 10:12 PM #17
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Why do Jekyll and Hyde always have trouble agreeing? They have two minds about everything.
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8th Feb 2019, 10:18 PM #18
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Pleased don't revive old threads.
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