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"Mafia LXXX: We are SPIES!!", 9th Jun 2017, 10:54 PM #1
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The director of the CFBI, AlphaCalibri, was standing behind a podium in front of a wall decorated with commemorative items honoring fallen Spies. Certificates, pictures, collages, framed printouts of their best facebook memes, the whole shebang.
Behind him were also Audrea, Fishy, Shrek and Keljan, all waiting to pounce (in that order) should something happen to Alpha.

Alpha began speaking: "Hey everybody, it's me, the acting director of the CFBI. Got a badge and everything. So listen, it's come to my attention that some of our new hires are bad eggs, you know. Got that intel fresh off the wire. We got some spies among our ranks is what i mean. I mean, obviously we do, but like, spies for the other team. So I figured I'd just announce that and see what happens."

Text interjected -
"Apologies, but I'd like to introduce myself if I could,
I think you'd like to mix it up, I know that I would.
That's why I'm a singing spy, I'm sly, I'm fly
and when I'm on the clock, nothing sneaks by
I'll make all the other spies look like shit
Look at that guy, he's ready to quit
Look, look! He's typing his resignation right now
I've got grace, I'm observant, knowledge in tow
So if there's some bad peeps with treason in mind
My reaction will be swift, harsh and it won't be-"

"No, no, no, no. Listen, this isn't theater school, if you want to make an impression here, you gotta do it by not making an impression. Look at her, I've got no idea who she is. Clearly she knows a thing or two about being a spy.", Audrea said, pointing to Seabiscuit

"I'm the custodian.", Seabiscuit responded.

"Now hold on, this all sounds pretty suspicious... if you're the custodian, what happened to the other guy?", Keljan inquired

"You know there's more than one person on the custodial staff, right? This is a massive building. We got two people just for watering the plants alone", Lt. Dom pointed out

Nyomi and Nama threw vengeful glances at one another. Nama's glance was slightly more vengeful. Nyomi noticed this and tried to follow suit, but by then it was too late.

"Those two really hate each other", Sunny remarked.

"Right... anyway, my point is, we gotta be real vigilant here. Like really vigilant. I know we've been kind of phoning it in, but now we gotta be real careful"

Fishy decided to continue the stream of people interrupting each other, holding up a manila envelope, "Actually, you've been phoning it in. I worked out a comprehensive plan to identify those who are guilty among us"

"Let me see that", Alpha said, snatching the envelope, "This just says 'START SHOOTING'"

Role PMs are now being sent out! Day 1 begins! Please vote for someone to kill. You can also abstain if you wish. Bold your votes!

Game rules are here

Special rules:
If you veg for one phase, your name will be called out. If you veg for 2 subsequent phases (i.e. 2 days), you will be booted from the game. Also, if you regularly veg but not ever twice in a row, you might also be booted at my discretion. Don't veg people! I know life sometimes gets in the way, and if you do get booted, no hard feelings and all that, but I run a tight ship, alright??


Players: (sorry for removing all the personal flavour, but I wanted PMing people to be a simple copy and paste job)
acting director of the CFBI: AlphaCalibri
deputy director: Audrea
associate deputy director: Fishy
deputy associate deputy director: lumenite88
associate associate associate deputy deputy associate director: Keljan
chief of staff: rokulily
deputy chief of Staff: Cooke
cleaning staff: Seabiscuit
spy: Turquoise
spy: SekaNeko543
singing spy: Text
spy: keltyzoid!
mission impossible spy guy: Mr. Glasses
night shift spy who always comes to work 12 hours late: inky
deputy cleaning staff: Lt. Dom
associate deputy cleaning staff: LMS
plant water person: Nama
deputy plant water person: Nyomi
wall (with ears): ProRevo128
human resources person: SunnySideUpSmile
crack inspector: Shrek
banana cabana clerk: AJHunter


Oh, and one more thing...

Chatzy? I like chatzy, don't get me wrong, but I hate chatzy. It's just no fucking good at all. What if there was a way to get the latest updates from the mafia and dead chat beamed straight into your skull? Well now that's almost possible! If you are part of either dead or mafia chat, you will now get access to a snazzy new page using the latest and greatest repurposed noticeboard technology. Except with pages! Like some sort of weird backwards thread!! And that's not all, if someone types some stuff in there, a notification will await you next time you check "My updates"! What!!

This functionality will also be available to all future mafia hosts, this ain't some sort of one time thing! PM me if there's any problems with this great new technology, but hopefully it'll all go smoothly.

Link to mafia chat (for those with permission)
Link to dead chat (for those with permission)
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9th Jun 2017, 11:12 PM #2
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I WANT TO SHOOT INKY WITH MY DEADLY LETHAL REVOLVER
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9th Jun 2017, 11:18 PM #3
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sup yall let's do this again

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9th Jun 2017, 11:19 PM #4
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RNG gods have rolled a 9! *counts down the list* that's Turq!
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9th Jun 2017, 11:19 PM #5
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Shrek took all my crack because he said it wasn't any good but I know that shit was top notch.
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9th Jun 2017, 11:19 PM #6
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voting for me won't bring your crack back
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9th Jun 2017, 11:27 PM #7
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crack's an adjec- nevermind
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9th Jun 2017, 11:29 PM #8
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*straightens up tie* I'm abstaining. Nama, we're not dealers, we're spies. If you're going to complain about that then- oh right, you water the plants. Then I guess you are right.
10th Jun 2017, 12:14 AM #9
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Inky because I don't trust people who come into work 12 hours late.
10th Jun 2017, 12:39 AM #10
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because of the usertitle. theres truth in jest.
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10th Jun 2017, 12:40 AM #11
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Tempted to throw in a revenge vote but I'll probably be 12 hours late anyway. Instead, I'll side with Nyomi and throw my destiny away on Turq
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SekaNeko543:remember the good old days

when there were people on strudel

10th Jun 2017, 12:42 AM #12
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Oh oh oh Hype
I love this non chatzy edition the best

Mr. Glasses because what is he hiding under those glasses?? Mafia contact lenses.
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10th Jun 2017, 12:43 AM #13
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I wanna vote for Inky
HI INKY
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10th Jun 2017, 12:44 AM #14
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HI LIEUTENANT MUSTARD!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG, THANKS FOR THE VOTE
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SekaNeko543:remember the good old days

when there were people on strudel

10th Jun 2017, 12:55 AM #15
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You can't trust anyone.

not even yourself.
ALPHA, START TALKING
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10th Jun 2017, 1:00 AM #16
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Seabiscuit:I love this non chatzy edition the best


but... how can you see the non-chatzy mafia chat to know that it's good enough to love the best? only the mafia can get in

unless... oh my god

seabiscuit
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10th Jun 2017, 1:03 AM #17
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I'm pretty sure Alpha Calibri is the name of the star, and stars suck. They're too hot.

Merged Doublepost:

Audrea:but... how can you see the non-chatzy mafia chat to know that it's good enough to love the best? only the mafia can get in

unless... oh my god

seabiscuit


Or maybe...SHE'S ALREADY DEAD! :OOO
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10th Jun 2017, 1:07 AM #18
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maybe she's a mafia ghost

maybe when you die you become mafia and that's why there's a mafia chat and a dead chat, they're just the same chat
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10th Jun 2017, 1:19 AM #19
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Maybe I was never alive

Maybe I was never even in this game

...

Really tho I was just reading what Kyo posted that got me hyped, I hate chatzy with the burning fiery passion of a thousand suns
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10th Jun 2017, 2:12 AM #20
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Turquoise, because everyone knows you're just sea green in disguise, and disguises are for crooks.
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