They have appeared as if out of out of nowhere, wielding ridiculous character designs, comic hilarity and biting satire; and intends to dispense these nefarious schemes twice a week, on Tuesdays and Thursdays!
If you see this mentally-unhinged villain, keep as close an eye on him (or her, we haven't really figured that out yet) as is possible; and keep us informed on their movements and activities!
The fate of multiversal security depends on you!!!
Did anyone see a small purple monster come through here? Oh, you'd know him if you saw him - blowing a plastic trumpet, singing at deafening volume, leaving a trail of beer cans, confetti and swooning girlfriends behind him! You did? He was? Well, then we'd better get on his trail.... Party Animal is clearly on the loose!
Robots in disguise, as you might imagine, take many forms - and one of the most bizzare is the ambulatory garden ornament ChromeGnome! He may look harmless, but don't turn your back.... he's on a mission to protect everything from everything else, no matter how contradictory that mission may be!
You call those tin cans, broken desk fan and old car parts junk - the $6 Man calls them the makings of his very own low-budget exo-armour! He's the defender of the mean streets of CulverBurg.... and he's coming for you, criminal scum!