Have you been mugged on the mean streets of Culverburg? Do you want to find a police officer who won't stonewall you until you give up, bury you in meaningless police-speak, or ask for a 'monthly fee' to make sure you're not ever robbed again? Then perhaps you should try Mr. Watchdog - he's ready to bury his teeth in the leg of crime!
"This week's Fight Squad profile? Sure, I can sell you one of those - provided you don't mind me also selling it to your friends.... and your enemies.... and your friend's enemies.... and your enemy's friends.... and that guy you used to have a crush on, who's now in a mental instituion...."
The Fight Squad Fight Club has many terrifying opponents in its hulking, musclebound roster, and none is more awe-inspiring than the mighty Rubble Rouser: she cleans up her opponents as efficiently as she cleans up after her husband and their three kids!
We had a wrestler made of living rock on last week, but this time we have a supervillain.... who can make building materials do his evil bidding! He's the master of cement, brick and mortar - Max Liquefactor!