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"Calling in my 5000th post special request [5000th extravaganza] [like wishing with dragonballs but sadder]", 11 days ago, 2:14 PM #1
killersteak
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Hey guys, so this is my 5000th post. You can congratulate me later.

For now I wanted to call in my 5000th post special request. Not many know about this, but in the rules it says:
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According to that, I get to make a request.

So here is my request

DR Pankowisch should be a CF mascot.

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Here is a picture of the happy fellow, ready to be superimposed into the banner.

And with his fav snack
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So as I understand it, the laws of comic fury say this must now happen.

Not a fan of Docter Pankowisch? What's wrong with you? Just look at these glowing testimonies from fellow users to be convinced!

The Letter M:the doctor is in.

JuicyGrey:I think I might have killed him already

zoidolite:i thought he sucked and i fucking hated him

wren:He sounds like a long-lost zyborne clock character

Stever:My god!

Chippewa Ghost:I nomination Doktor Pankowisch to head American CDC.

zoidolite:im gonna draw a picture of him sucking my dick

xwindows:P.S. If it was a BSD, there would be another question of "Which BSD?" since they are not the same (4-section original "advertastic" BSD, 3-section revised BSD, 2-section FreeBSD, or 2-section NetBSD; excluding Toybox 0BSD which is a different kind of license), and they required full copyright notice. Public domain simplifies that all away for a one-off character, at least on countries where it is applicable.

The Doodler:He's open-source, so I guess why not.

Matt Comics:Where is my testimony? I said I'd remember him if I ever needed him!

kyo:this is the great. can we have him as mascot :questionmark:? i would love to see him daily in the site banner as a reminder of his glory. have any nudes of him :questionmark:?. dont quote this.
11 days ago, 3:17 PM #2
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Where is my testimony? I said I'd remember him if I ever needed him!
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11 days ago, 3:18 PM #3
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sorry. added.
11 days ago, 3:29 PM #4
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Dr Pankowisch should play the 14th Doctor. Whenever that happens.

"And five, very important, five: don't let me eat potatoes. I hate potatoes."
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11 days ago, 3:33 PM #5
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Everything looks legit from where I'm standing. May your wish be granted.
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11 days ago, 3:37 PM #6
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It's what he deserves.
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11 days ago, 4:12 PM #7
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can i congratulate yet
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11 days ago, 4:28 PM #8
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I have a notion to support this motion. He could be set to appear on a random day every month.

(Is that a legitimate rule? Because I can't find evidence of it outside of this post.)
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11 days ago, 7:24 PM #9
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Heh, proud of him, are you? Well, maybe he can be a partnered mascot? I think it would be kind of fun.
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10 days ago, 4:46 AM #10
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LMS:I have a notion to support this motion. He could be set to appear on a random day every month.

(Is that a legitimate rule? Because I can't find evidence of it outside of this post.)


it used to be one, but the first person to reach 5000 requested for the rule to be removed to ruin it for everyone else
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10 days ago, 4:50 AM #11
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You should make a new rule: at 5005 posts you can ask the administrator for anything reasonable (removal of the rule being considered unreasonable).
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10 days ago, 4:52 AM #12
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let's wait until killersteak has made a few more posts first
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10 days ago, 5:06 AM #13
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Kyo:it used to be one, but the first person to reach 5000 requested for the rule to be removed to ruin it for everyone else


How did I get a screenshot of it then, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Merged Doublepost:

Kyo:can i congratulate yet


Later.
10 days ago, 5:17 AM #14
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well i can't argue with that logic
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10 days ago, 8:34 AM #15
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so who do i need to threaten with legal action before my request is accepted?
10 days ago, 11:30 AM #16
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i let fishy do all my legal work
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10 days ago, 1:43 PM #17
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Surprise surprise. It's not fishy you have to contact.





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It is in fact Dr. Pankowisch Esq. you have to contact for legal concerns. Your wish came through Steak. He's now the official mascot for CF's legal team.
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10 days ago, 1:48 PM #18
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Oh, neat. He should put a tie on though in that case.

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A nice green tie.

Not green for comic fury though, just green from pot noodle stains.
10 days ago, 2:09 PM #19
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Nice.

He's already out there making a difference. This going to be great for the site moving forward. I can feel it.
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10 days ago, 2:39 PM #20
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hes making his old man proud. or would be if his old man hadnt died already. maybe the cf gator can be his father now. not like we need to stick to the script.



hes making his old gator proud.
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