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"Can anyone think of utterly useless things?", 6th Mar 2018, 4:18 AM #1
Deadly Death Sickle

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Have you ever just sat and thought about all of the completely useless things in your life. Is there really anything that serves no purpose to anybody? Seagulls come to mind for me for some reason... what do you think is completely totally utterly useless?
6th Mar 2018, 4:32 AM #2
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Am orange president
A chocolate fireplace
Fox News
Meeting for coffee - if everyone's on their phones
plastic raincoats ( I had one as a kid ! )
A legal system that operates like a baseball game (i.e. 3 strikes and out)
Being the most technically advanced country on Earth (supposedly), but having the highest number of creationist believers outside the 3rd world
Slow people in fast cars
Stupid people in clever jobs
Trophy hunting
PLastic helmets
Boxer shorts
Pokemon (I can hear the "OOooh"s ! B-) )

...there's SO much more !
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6th Mar 2018, 4:47 AM #3
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Every single little thing on this planet except memes and rock music.
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6th Mar 2018, 4:53 AM #4
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Stripped screws. So annoying.
Fax machines, increasingly, and hospitals that insist on continuing to use them when a lot of people don't have one at home.
Retractable umbrellas that always end up breaking off.
Choose-you-own-size paper towels that give you pieces way too small to clean up anything.
That page that comes up when your internet won't load that offers to "diagnose the problem."
Novelty eraser caps. They're pointless and they don't erase anything.
Apricot seeds. They're poisonous. Don't eat them.
Gluten-free labels on food that's inherently gluten-free anyway.
Zippers that won't stay locked.
Fake pockets on clothes. Just...why?
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6th Mar 2018, 4:53 AM #5
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Wisdom teeth, appendix, homeopathy, third nipples, most guilt
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6th Mar 2018, 5:55 AM #6
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Sure, I think about myself all the time.

Oh, and man nipples.
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6th Mar 2018, 8:25 AM #7
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6th Mar 2018, 10:21 AM #8
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J-son:Tom and Jerry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


That sounds pretty awesome tbh
6th Mar 2018, 11:37 AM #9
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Fake pockets

Also putting age restrictions on watching porn. Teenagers are the horniest people in the world and you can't stop them
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6th Mar 2018, 12:05 PM #10
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Rulerbrain:That sounds pretty awesome tbh

It *really* isn't.

Basically, imagine the original film but animated... and with Tom and Jerry for some reason... and really scary facial expressions.

The sad thing is, an animated Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film could be great if it did its own thing, and didn't have Tom and Jerry. I guess fantasising about films we probably won't be getting is another useless thing.
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6th Mar 2018, 12:32 PM #11
Rulerbrain
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Oh fuck I didn't think it was real. How the hell do they make Tom and Jerry going through acid trip candy land look that terrible
6th Mar 2018, 1:10 PM #12
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Items shops sell designed to have a short life span.
Expensive art. When the artists name means more than the art.
Designer pets.
Foreign food being sold modified to try to suit our taste.
House cats.
Weird biscuits and health food items that aren’t any better than the tasty variety, fake gimmicks.
Space. Specifically the empty with no matter aspect.
Textured wallpaper.
Flashing bike lights. The legal correct use is a constant light like cars have.
Phone chargers. If a watch can recharge by motion, solar power exists etc phones shouldn’t need all the power they use.
Viruses
Tins of generic curry.
Dark chocolate that contains milk.
Chicken food items that for no understood reason contain pork.
Square frying pans. Cookers have round rings.
Trump.
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6th Mar 2018, 3:47 PM #13
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6th Mar 2018, 4:08 PM #14
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Unless something better's on TV!
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the ocean sunfish
cockroaches
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6th Mar 2018, 4:11 PM #15
Deadly Death Sickle

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Aw come on, jacksepticeye’s pretty fun to watch from time to time
6th Mar 2018, 4:41 PM #16
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Politicians and political parties.
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6th Mar 2018, 4:51 PM #17
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I think the most useless thing are Fashion Magazines. While the beauty tips in them are good and how to shop smart is useful, beyond that, the idea of being dictated on what to wear is ridiculous and always was. Everyone has their own style and should not be shamed for it. Plus, we are in the 21st century and we still only have models that are under the age 25. If you're going to showcase people in clothes, shouldn't you showcase all ages? Growing old doesn't mean growing ugly. It's a natural part of life and people who are passed their twenties are just as valuable and as fabulous as those who aren't.
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6th Mar 2018, 4:51 PM #18
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6th Mar 2018, 5:43 PM #19
GMan003
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My roommate's cat
My other roommate's cat
My other roommate, come to think of it
Thoughts and prayers
C trigraphs
Neckties
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6th Mar 2018, 5:53 PM #20
Deadly Death Sickle

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Erasers that erase pen ink, half the point of a pen is the fact that you can’t erase it
Masking tape
Charging ports that end up on the ceiling
Those little robots that clean your house for you
The entirety of the US government
Potting soil
religion
Maybe gum...?
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