think of the investors, man
edit: Kyo, I'm gonna go to the board of directors on this, this is getting completely out of control. What about the merchandising? What about that deal you were working on with Pepsi? I mean, how the hell is anyone supposed to cosplay this abomination?
But seriously, he had venture capital lined up! There's no way in hell anyone is dropping their $$$ on a site with that eight-legged mutant as the first thing people see! Jesus, now we're back to selling account information and the porn site pop-ups to fund this wreck!
edit: y'all had better check the Comic Fury terms of service, you're going to be scared