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"ComicFury is now legally old", 6th Jul 2018, 12:00 AM #1
Kyo
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Let me ask you something. Actually, let me describe a situation to you. Don't worry, this is not a pyramid scheme. Listen, if you need some lipstick... you know what, nevermind, we'll talk about that later. Okay so, picture this:

You're lying down, it's your bed. And it's the same bed you've had for quite a while now, and the bed has gotten less and less comfortable over the years, so you go out, you say, "I'm going to buy a new bed, new mattress, the whole thing."
You go to the store. A man sees you, and is intent on getting you to lie down. "Okay listen, this is our budget section. Now if you're in a pickle - these will do you just fine. Trust me, I mean I'm not trying to talk down our own wares here, listen, lie down. Okay, I'll be straight with you. It feels like shit, right? You don't want this mattress. Here, come with me." It all happened so fast, as you walk to the more fancy section of the store, you take a moment to evaluate what just happened. The mattress you were lying on was alright, I mean it was basically the same as the one you got home right now.
"Now listen, this mattress will literally change your life.", the guy starts up again, "you know steve jobs? from apple? Well check this out: This guy, Steve, you know how he got fired from apple way back when? Well what happened was, he was sleeping at his friends place, on the couch. They fired him. It coincides completely. So what does he do? He says 'No more'. Goes out, gets his own place, gets one of our mattresses, and starts Pixar. That's what happened, look it up."
You lie down. All the gibberish leaves you, and you're left with an explanation: It's you. Your bed never changed, you did. The fancy mattress feels the exact same. The list of body parts that you hadn't given a second thought to, which now can't let you rest, keeps on growing. You're getting old. You open your eyes. You look at your hands. they're green.

Happy tenth anniversary!
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6th Jul 2018, 12:14 AM #2
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I feel like the meaning of life is hidden in this shit somewhere...

HAPPY TENTH!
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6th Jul 2018, 12:15 AM #3
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Congratulations on your decade-old excellent website!
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6th Jul 2018, 12:16 AM #4
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and thanks to Eggie for drawing the banner gator!
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6th Jul 2018, 12:35 AM #5
inky
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Psh CF isn't even in puberty yet
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6th Jul 2018, 12:36 AM #6
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you watch your fuckin mouth, I'm one e away from being a teen
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6th Jul 2018, 12:38 AM #7
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Happy anniversary!

I feel like the Croc is close to retirement? Who'll replace him?
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6th Jul 2018, 12:39 AM #8
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that question will be answered in a few hours
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6th Jul 2018, 12:42 AM #9
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Kyo, is this a taste of life after Project Wonderful?

I mean, this is some hella invasive targeted advertising... and it's time late. I already bought the stupid new mattress, leave me alone Google.
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6th Jul 2018, 12:44 AM #10
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i decided to cut out the middle man of selling products or making money and just focus on the core business of making people uncomfortable
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6th Jul 2018, 12:45 AM #11
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inky:Psh CF isn't even in puberty yet

Seriously, CF is but a mere whippersnapper, even in gator years.

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6th Jul 2018, 12:49 AM #12
Chippewa Ghost
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Come on, Kyo

1: steal underpants

2: ???

3: Profit!!!1!


the webcomics business model is pretty well established
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"happy", 6th Jul 2018, 1:14 AM #13
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happy 10th kyo as one of long time user happy 10th more years kyo
6th Jul 2018, 1:35 AM #14
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Happy 10th everyone. here'e to hoping our torment continues for another 60 years on this site

let's have a throwback to the original layout of the site
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6th Jul 2018, 1:41 AM #15
LMS

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I dunno Nama. I think we can make it another 90.
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6th Jul 2018, 2:14 AM #16
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what is that horrible thing Kyo, what are you doing

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6th Jul 2018, 2:20 AM #17
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this was deep..read it while laying on a mattress +10 profundity xD
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6th Jul 2018, 2:34 AM #18
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woo hoo!
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6th Jul 2018, 2:39 AM #19
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LeRenardRoux:what is that horrible thing Kyo, what are you doing


I'm resetting the clock, I ain't ready to go, not without putting up a fight
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6th Jul 2018, 2:50 AM #20
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thanks Kyo, genuinely. this website is the best dumpster fire anyone could ask for. hopefully in 10 more years we'll all look back on this and kinda blow air out our noses and shrug a little, but not actually smile or laugh.

the invitation to my wedding still stands since you are indirectly responsible for that.
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