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"Phrasing", 11th Aug 2018, 12:28 AM #1
MissElaney

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I find a lot of graffiti and signage in my exploits around the city and my God, but the phrasing on some of them.

This week it's this:

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It is good and laudable that they are trying to promote a lesser-explored and lesser-distributed genre, but um

Phrasing

Is it fiction about used lesbians ?

Is it fiction about lesbians that is now full of cat hair and potato chip crumbs ?

Is it erotic literature that has been "previously read"?

DO THE PAGES STICK TOGETHER?
HOW AND WHAT SORT OF USED ARE WE TALKING HERE

WELL, LADS, YOU CAN FIND OUT FOR ONLY TEN BUCKAROONIES.

Please to be discussing this and other examples of don't dead open inside.
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11th Aug 2018, 12:44 AM #2
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My wood cutter has a weird slogan on his business card. "I HAUL OR YOU", implying that he'll deliver the wood, or you come and pick it up, but the wording is really weird and comes off as an order lol.
My favorite though is "vegan leather".
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Yes, why yes, I would enjoy to wear these shoes made of the the tanned flesh of vegans for my dark magic purposes.. Oh, what's that? It's not really made from human skin but instead a non-animal vegetable-based or chemically based product?! FALSE ADVERTISING. WHERE ARE MY HUMAN FLESH SHOES?!

Also really like the used occult fiction section in my local rare and used bookstore. The implications are uh, a little interesting especially when you open a book and find a bunch of stuff highlighted and/or underlined.
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11th Aug 2018, 12:46 AM #3
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Vegan leather

locally sourced

*shuffles missing persons posters out of frame*
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11th Aug 2018, 12:54 AM #4
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Forgot about my favorite recent find.

DON'T WAIT. THERE'S ONLY 1 OF THESE AVAILABLE.
As if I'm convinced that Samael, the fucking angel of death and haSatan, is somehow legitimately or even jokingly in this shitty little doll and trapped in a box.
I mean, you got it right that he likes red heads.

"Function, real or implied - None
Condition - Used Malevolent" ????????????????????????
The wording/phrasing on a lot of these "haunted" items are really wacky and hilariously bad.
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11th Aug 2018, 1:06 AM #5
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"Caution hot children need adult supervision"
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11th Aug 2018, 8:50 PM #6
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'Nuff said.

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11th Aug 2018, 10:51 PM #7
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XD Good one Cookie.
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