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16th Aug 2018, 4:33 PM #21
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You would have been so badass looking with an eyepatch though!
We would all be extra afraid of you or something...
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17th Aug 2018, 1:33 PM #22
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I know this will sound a bit unorthodox, but: he could wear an eyepatch even if his eye is good.
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17th Aug 2018, 2:31 PM #23
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Wearing two at once would provide some eye protection, too.
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17th Aug 2018, 2:33 PM #24
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Ooh, we telling touchy eye stories? I got one.

When I was at school, the teacher dumped a pile of papers on a desk and told the class to grab one each. We all piled around the table, jostling for position, and reached to grab a paper as someone pulled theirs quickly and carelessly, and I got a paper cut.

To the eyeball.

Now, that time I DID have to wear an eye patch.
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17th Aug 2018, 5:42 PM #25
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reading that made me feel very unpleasant
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17th Aug 2018, 6:30 PM #26
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I just realized how squeamish I am to eyeball injuries
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17th Aug 2018, 7:18 PM #27
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Mephistopheles:You would have been so badass looking with an eyepatch though!
We would all be extra afraid of you or something...


i thought we already went over the "poser" thing
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18th Aug 2018, 8:08 PM #28
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got another one for ya, when you're installing a stereo system, make sure the volume isn't set to max so it won't blast your ears

can't catch a break man
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18th Aug 2018, 8:25 PM #29
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wow. we could write a whole gag comic series about your misadventures, my unlucky friend.

you know what, every time I check all my settings and stuff after one of those big windows updates, my laptop speakers are ridiculously loud for no good reason. and I always fall for it.

(and for the record, my usual laptop volume is 1%. yeah, the minimum. I got sensitive ears.)
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18th Aug 2018, 8:40 PM #30
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yeah i tend to have it set around 24% - 32% in the daytime when everyone is being noisy but at night when it's quiet it's goin' to 2%
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18th Aug 2018, 8:46 PM #31
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24%? if you want to damage my eardrums, that's the right volume.

that said, my room is quiet and conveniently away from most of the noise, so 1% is always perfect.

or maybe I'm just Daredevil's younger cousin
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18th Aug 2018, 9:26 PM #32
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Oh yeah. Well here's one for ya. Don't go cutting wood with a slightly bent high rpm circular blade, more so when your hand is in biting distance.

They don't call me 3 finger righty for nothing.

That's not true. I still have all five. Got nerve damage though.

That weekend was a barrel of laughs.
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