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"Write me an essay about why this man is gross", 13th Sep 2018, 6:20 AM #1
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PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS MAN IS GROSS? THANKS
MY FRIEND SAID HE HAS "CARNIVAL SKIN", please give me your feedback.



PLEASE DESCRIBE TO ME WHY HE IS GROSS, THANKS.
I NEED THIS INFORMATION, IT'S VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!
he is my best friend!
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13th Sep 2018, 7:16 AM #2
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He looks like a homunculus created with the DNA of Dr Frank n Furter, Anton Ego, and Murdoc Niccals
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13th Sep 2018, 7:37 AM #3
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That does not explain why he's "gross".
I need a concise breakdown of why my spouse is ugly so we can begin therapy sessions and marriage counseling, thank you.
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13th Sep 2018, 9:34 AM #4
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Guy looks like Tim Curry in his prime. Don't see the problem here.
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13th Sep 2018, 10:48 AM #5
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he's the korean beauty standard. LONG dark hair.....YUGE piercing eyes....flawless chad bone stuture..what more can anyone want in life?
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13th Sep 2018, 11:00 AM #6
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It looks like he hasn't shaved in days!! GROSS! What does he want, a BEARD or something?! What a freak!
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13th Sep 2018, 11:28 AM #7
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THE STUBBLE IS GROSSING ME OUT
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13th Sep 2018, 3:33 PM #8
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listen

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jacques just

He comes off like if he talks to you a lot there's that white spittle in his lip corners that just distracts you from everything he's saying because you want to wipe it off his mouth

He comes off like

Like he's the kind of person to just wear his underwear inside out so he doesn't have to fuck with laundry again but it's the third time this week he's done that

Also he and Bill Clinton have some things in common
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13th Sep 2018, 4:22 PM #9
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There is only one of him, not twelve dozen, therefore he is not a gross.
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13th Sep 2018, 4:55 PM #10
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He looks simeon and kinda primitive. Probably good in a fight though.
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13th Sep 2018, 4:56 PM #11
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First of all, Jacq needs to brush his teeth. Really, really badly. He seems like he has a thick layer of mossy substances and tar on there and his breath is probably hideous. Like Joe Camel’s ass.

He comes off as someone who would watch porn at a family gathering and expect everyone to be okay with it.

I imagine that when he’s talking to someone, he pauses every few seconds to lick his lips.

He probably smells musty overall. Like stale crotch and old cigarettes.
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13th Sep 2018, 5:42 PM #12
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Well gross means big in German and the file is large enough to break the width limit on the site. And pictures are generally smaller than life size so I'm guessing that he is a giant and therefore p gross.
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13th Sep 2018, 6:15 PM #13
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Cooke:Guy looks like Tim Curry in his prime. Don't see the problem here.

Then why do other people see that as a problem??? Are they just anti-Curry biased?!
harajuku_Smittle_:he's the korean beauty standard. LONG dark hair.....YUGE piercing eyes....flawless chad bone stuture..what more can anyone want in life?

Well, I'm not Korean but I mean I like him. He has to squint really hard to see when he doesn't have his glasses though.
Theta Sigma:It looks like he hasn't shaved in days!! GROSS! What does he want, a BEARD or something?! What a freak!
wr3h:THE STUBBLE IS GROSSING ME OUT

He shaves every day, this is just what happens when you have too much testosterone.
MissElaney:Also he and Bill Clinton have some things in common

You're wrong. Jacq can snort 5x more cocaine than any politician. Jacq has talent and isn't a career politician!
And he doesn't wear underwear, he wears silk boxer briefs that are washed everyday. I make sure of that.
Jean_Q_Citizen:There is only one of him, not twelve dozen, therefore he is not a gross.

He could become twelve dozen if he really wanted, I'll keep that in mind for our marriage counseling sessions.
Ambrose_Folly:He looks simeon and kinda primitive. Probably good in a fight though.

Well, I mean, he is an old man. A very old man. Like pre-Fertile Crescent heavy neolithic era old. Sometimes he has PTSD episodes and tries to eat raw grains and pick bugs off people.

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Lutztoons:First of all, Jacq needs to brush his teeth. Really, really badly. He seems like he has a thick layer of mossy substances and tar on there and his breath is probably hideous. Like Joe Camel’s ass.

He comes off as someone who would watch porn at a family gathering and expect everyone to be okay with it.

I imagine that when he’s talking to someone, he pauses every few seconds to lick his lips.

He probably smells musty overall. Like stale crotch and old cigarettes.

UM, HE DOES BRUSH HIS TEETH AND FLOSS AFTER EVERY MEAL. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EXPOSED TEETH BONES NATURALLY YELLOW WITH AGE.
His breath smells like alcohol and old cigarettes though, he needs to drink less.
The porn thing MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE, and I may or may not like that musty smell. <<;;
inky:Well gross means big in German and the file is large enough to break the width limit on the site. And pictures are generally smaller than life size so I'm guessing that he is a giant and therefore p gross.

He's 5'11", does that make him still gross??
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13th Sep 2018, 6:46 PM #14
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WanderingJew:Then why do other people see that as a problem??? Are they just anti-Curry biased?!


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13th Sep 2018, 8:23 PM #15
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What's wrong with that?! He seems like a very nice clown to me!
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14th Sep 2018, 1:09 AM #16
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WanderingJew:

You're wrong.


BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST
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14th Sep 2018, 2:45 AM #17
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MissElaney:BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST
INFOWARS.COM]



HE’S MAKING THE FRIGGIN’ FROGS GAY
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14th Sep 2018, 2:53 AM #18
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14th Sep 2018, 3:14 AM #19
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Look at those bags

dude needs some sleep
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14th Sep 2018, 10:10 AM #20
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MissElaney:BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST
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I will not deny that.


But I want it.

Is that so wrong?
Lutztoons:HE’S MAKING THE FRIGGIN’ FROGS GAY

BUT IS THAT WRONG?? I NEED TO KNOW.
Cooke:Sad

But why? Would you like to join our group counseling sessions? I'm sure it'll be a great place to explain your feelings and what effect they have. Please, I need to know...
DestinyMason:Look at those bags

dude needs some sleep

He snorts so much coke he doesn't need any sleep! They add character!
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